Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but he becomes a famous porno star.

I wish I could watch pornos all day.

 

Granted you are 9000% sexier http://youtu.be/560EpNc2rKg?t=2m20s

too good to miss when I saw your comment connector

 

Granted but your computer breaks after 1 day

 

Ah! Everyone's posting at once!

I wish I had a pet anaconda who protected me.

 

Granted, but Justin Beiber still exists.

I wish Justin Bieber did not exist.

 

Granted but he will exist in your memory forever

I wish I could speak Japanese

 

Granted, but it's the only language you will ever speak.

I wish I had an underground kingdom

 

Granted, but you can't get out.

I wish I could understand all the languages of the world.

 

Granted, you're deaf

I wish that everybody's wish would be incorruptible

 

Granted, but your wishes are still corruptible.

I wish I could live in Middle-Earth.

 

Granted, you now live in the center of the earth

I wish Pokemon was real

 

Granted, but you won't be able to play it.

I wish Nintendo would make a Pokemon game for iOS

 

Granted, but it's Freemium.

I wish Nintendo would port Super Mario Bros 3 to iOS.

 

Granted, but you drop your itouch down the toilet.

I wish I could be at the oscars right now.

 

Granted, but you'll be sitting behind a guy with an afro and won't see a thing.

I wish there would be less shootings in the U.S.

 

Granted, but that means there will be more shootings everywhere else in the world.

I wish for an for a yo-yo.

 

Granted, but the Yo-Yo has no string.

I wish I had a Lamborghini.

 

Granted, but it constantly breaks down.

I wish eating fast food would be good for you.

 

Granted, but eating any other food would kill you.

I wish living on other planets was an option.

 

Granted, but you'll be the only one there.

I wish that I never get sick.