Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but your need to eat to survive is tripled.

I wish I could fly.

 

Granted, but you can only fly 10cm off the ground

I wish the next person would just grant my wish and not spoil it.

 

Granted, but you didn't even have a wish.

I wish Keeley Hazell was my girlfriend.

 

Granted, but she'll leave you just when you're about to get intimate.

I wish I could walk on water and not drown.

 

Granted, but then you would be Jesus and get crucified.

Wish I could have Megan Fox as my lover.

 

Granted, but she's overweight, had botched up plastic surgery, and is no where near as attractive as she is now.

I wish I owned my own home.

 

Granted, but it is on the North Pole.

I wish I was as sexy as Ninjackid...

 

Dammit! Ninja'd

 

Granted, but you do and she'll leave you eventually with disgust.

I wish I could sing well.

 

Granted, but you can't talk.

I wish I could change my hair color at will without dying it.

 

Granted but it would turn white anyway.

I wish I could post as fast as Kennyk.

 

Granted, but there's a limit and you can only change it once.

I wish I had a high-paying job.

 

Granted, but you're fired the next day after you're hired.

I wish I could be Superman

 

Kenny, you are too slow!

Granted, but you get to clean smelly toilets.

I wish I had a girl right now.

 

Granted, but you can't get it up.

Wish I could see Wonder Woman naked.

 

Granted, but she doesn't exist.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

 

Granted, but your sex drive is taken away.

I wish I could have x-ray vision.

 

Granted, but it only works on your own shorts.

I wish I was sexy.

 

Granted, but only to overweight old women.

I wish I was in shape.

 

Granted but only to men

I wish justin bieber loses his voice