Granted, you get faster by eating it. But eat more than a scoop, your metabolism overclocks! I wish to be a space marine
Granted, but the space marines are now the lowest tier of intergalactic military. I wish my phone battery never died.
Granted, but it only runs on the yet to be released iPhone 5S. I wish for a nuclear power reactor that never burns out, in my basement.
Granted, but your house goes under foreclosure in a week. I wish I set the record for worlds largest bass.
Granted, but is eats your leg, leaving you as a captain ahab hunting the pink bass of doom! I wish for french fries.
Granted, but you are forced to have an extremely annoying partner (I know, it's pathetic, but I can't really think of anything else) Btw, I just found this thread from my subscription page and thought I'd bump it. I wish I could have Deus Ex: Human Revoltution fully and successfully ported to iOS.