Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish Iron Man 3 was a better movie.

 

Granted, but you'll never see it (the improved movie, that is).

I wish my shaving razor never went dull.

 

Granted, but now you get extreme razorburn.

I wish the next poster watches "IT", the movie.

 

Granted, but I see you are now in movie. You last two seconds.
I wish for a wish that is corruption free in the way that my next wish is not specified, limited, or corrupted.

 

Not again, saan....

 

Sorry.

 

I wish for a iPad with infinite game capacity

 

Granted. But the only games allowed are gameloft freemium games!
I wish that I had a motorcycle.

 

Granted, but its works so slowly like snail

I wish that I have a time machine

 

granted, but you can only go back in time.

I wish every game on the App Store went free.

 

Granted, for two seconds.
I wish for ice cream.

 

granted, but its tasted spicy

I wish I have a rocket

 

Granted, but it blows up and dismembers you.

I wish I had money. Lots of money that no one could take away from me.

 

Since you asked you have all the money ever.
Its econmically useless.
I wish for a ninja ally.

 

Granted, but the ninja ally have AIDS and have sex with you.
I wish I am free everyday.

 

Granted, but you can't do anything everyday..
I wish I can understand animal's language

 

Granted, The tigers say they hope you taste good.
I wish to know what to wish for.

 

Saan... :face palm:

 

What? Isn't easy to coruppt?
Like saying "that was your One wish"

 

Ok, granted. But you will forget by the time you get back to the forums.


I wish ice cream was good for you.