Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but you have to appear for every cover ever.
I wish for a ggod day.

 

Granted, but you die at night.

I wish I had fists of steel.

 

Granted, but you can never unclench your fists and may only use them for eating.

I wish the next poster wishes this:

I wish to be called Mr. Poop (the character from Poop Jump)

 

Granted :After eating 2 pounds of chili cheese fries, I wish to be called
Mr.Poop :S

I wish i was the first lifeform to be found on mars

 

Granted, you are the only one left in MacRumors.
I wish Kenny is back again.

 

Granted, but Kenny's posts are the only ones you can see.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

Granted, you became 1mm taller.
I wish time zones are the same everywhere.

 

removed post duplicate

 

Granted: thanks to you we are all frozen in time :S

I wish the earth was actually flat

 

Granted, You drive off the edge.

I wish the next corrupter doesn't corrupt the wish which he wishes to be corrupted.

 

Granted. The wish isn't corrupted, the next person is.

I wish Mars isn't so boring.

 

granted, but you'll become their slave

I wish there's snow in my country

 

Granted. You went to Narnia, but a lotta swords were in front of the portal, killing you.

I wish there were no such things as "spambots."

 

Granted. They are not called spambots anymore, they are called virus.

I wish Touch Arcade has a Wikipedia site.

 

Granted. Touch Arcade now has a wikipedia but it`s bugged.

I wish it was more lively.

 

Granted but it is all spam.
I wish COnnector won't be so weird.

 

granted, but he'll be in time out... (no, connector , i don't wish bad for you actually.. )

i wish every games will be released in the same time