Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but Ninjackid does not like them at all.

I wish that everyone in the chatroom will become bestfriends.

 

What's with the smilie at the start? Lol

Granted, but then chat room becomes boring

I wish I were smarter

 

granted, but you will also grow three huge tails and four new nipples on your knee caps.

i wish winter was longer.

 

Granted, but it's absolutely freezing and unbearable

I wish I never had to sleep and there would be no side effects

 

Granted, but you die the next day getting hit by a car.


I wish I had car made of steel.

 

Granted but the tires are steel too...

I wish I had a Nissan GTR

 

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I could play any instrument.

 

Granted, you can come play my instrument any day

Next person is like: What?

 

I'm drunk.

 

I wish this forum game can be popular once again...

 

Granted, but it became closed.

I wish Sambo is back.

 

Granted,he gets banned in an hour

I wish I was a chatroom founder

 

Granted but you are the least popular among the members.

I wish I have more wishes.

 

Granted, but all you can wish for is more frequent bowel movements.

I wish I was rich.

 

Granted, but you are rich in poverty

I wish IOS games didnt crash.

 

granted... but its freeze

I wish all iOS games never cost more than $3

 

Granted they're all versions of angry birds

I wish that I won a £10,000 iTunes card

 

Granted but you have to spend it on glu game iaps or die.
I wish that the granter of my next wish follows the wish to the spirit and letter of the wish as dictated by me.

 

lolwut?