Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted but it costs $10.99 per smileys.

I wish we get to voice-chat here.

 

Granted, but your accents are horrible and unbearable to listen to.

I wish I could do something no one else could.

 

Granted, you can now fart every time you talk.

I wish all the girls loved me.

 

Granted but not the women.

Girls in this cases is 13 year olds and under.

I wish I had some beer..

 

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I had some food.

 

But it's still beer.

Granted but it's poisoned. Ha.

I wish microwaveable food tasted better.

 

Granted, but it's still just as unhealthy.

I wish I could eat healthier easier.

 

Granted but a car kills you.

Yup.

I wish I didn't have to leave in two minutes.

 

Granted, but you have to stay there for the rest of your life and never leave.

I wish I could have the power to enter other dimensions.

 

Granted, but every time you travel to another dimension, 10 years are removed from your life expectancy.

I wish I could never die.

 

Granted, but you never truly live either.

I wish I staying in shape was easier.

 

Granted but you fall sick immediately.

I wish I'm immune to all diseases.

 

Granted but but you are now a medical anomaly and you spend the rest of your life in a lab being dissected.

I wish for a Chipotle burrito right about now.

 

Granted, but it gives you food poisoning.

I wish I was immune to all diseases.

 

I'll just use chipotlaway in that case.

http://youtu.be/aU52dvVvt_o

 

Granted, but when a new disease is discovered, you'll be the first one to contract it.

I wish my hands would be clean all the time and I would never have to wash them.

 

Granted except your hands are so sticky

I wished I was traveling around the world.

 

Granted. But you don't stop to land in a country

I wish this thread would be shown more love

 

Granted but too much love is involved and it can only be opened to people with the age above 18.

I wish I could meet up a moderator.

 

Granted, but it will be unpleasant and you will get banned.

I wish there were no mods in the Lounge and we could say whatever we wanted