Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but they're not raining where you are.

I wish I could move through walls.

 

Granted but it costs 50,000 each time

I wish I could have unlimited iTunes credit

 

Granted but you can only buy pop music.

I wish I was an astronaut.

 

Granted but you die in space ... Too far?

I wish I could have as many apps as I want

 

Granted, but the ipad 5 will come out and spank your ipad 4 big time.

I wish I was bigger.

 

Granted, but you'll be less effective

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

Granted but it can only be used on hobos.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

Granted but you can ONLY walk on water.

I wish this thread dies.

 

Granted but it comes back to life in 1 second

I wish I was a footballer

 

Granted, but you aren't allowed to wear protective gear.

I wish I was Batman.

 

Granted, but it's just your first name.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

Granted, but it's a one time use. You travel to the past, no way to get back.

I wish I was Spider-Man.

 

Granted, you turn into a spider with a human head

I wish my stolen phone would find it's way to me

 

Granted, but the screen lock password is changed, so it takes you many guesses before you finally find the right screen lock password.

I wish I could stop time to have more time to finish games.

 

Granted but the only game you can play is FarmVille
I wish I had an ipad

 

Granted, but the screen is cracked.

I wish things didn't cost money, and everything is free.

 

Granted, but tomorrow the definition of "free" is changed to "costing 1000 bucks"

I wish I could smell as if I had cologne on me all the time.

 

Granted, but you die from the smell.

I wish my private parts were bigger.

 

Granted, but they're so heavy you slouch.

I wish I didn't have to drink water to survive.