Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Your wish is granted but the horse eats the baby.

I wish that I could pass Ninjackid in posts.

 

Granted, but you get banned and he passes you again soon after

I wish fishing wouldn't be so boring

 

Granted, everything else is though.

I wish for a wish that wishes for 2 wishes and a wish that wishes.

 

Granted. In the two wishes you wish for socks and jocks. In your wish for a wish that wishes, you wish for wish that causes you to DIE!

I wish my brain didn't hurt.

 

Ouch. Granted, but you're next workload will be twice as difficult.

I wish the next person would make me laugh with their post.

 

granted... and you will laugh so loud till a police comes to your house and imprison you

i wish shark doesn't have sharp teeth

 

Granted, but now all goldfish do, with an insatiable desire for human flesh.

I wish I could be in shape without working out.

 

Granted but you will be infected by contagious diseases.

I wish I'm famous here.

 

Granted your famous for being a assclown.

I wish iTunes albums were $1.99

 

Granted but only justin bieber's

I wish I had a million bucks

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Granted but it's stolen before you can spend it.

I wish I was tall enough to dunk a basketball

 

Granted, but you're so uncoordinated that you still can't do it.

I wish we had a new Prime Minister who everybody likes.

 

Granted but he died early.

I wish college is free.

 

granted... but all other's fees will increase 100x more expensive than before.

I wish there's stars in the noon...

 

lol... i know too impossible
then change it to...
I wish I can mastered anything by blink my eyes only..

 

Granted, but you lose all senses besides vision.

I wish I was the best driver ever.

 

Granted but someone sabotages your first car with an atom bomb and kills you on your first drive.

I wish I could accomplish everything I do in my 40 minute workouts in 2 minutes.