Granted, but he's a brony, which is essentially the same thing. I wish everyone had a sense of humor and didn't take things so seriously.
Granted but no one takes anything seriously, even if it's serious, resulting it nothing but slap happy morons. I wish I could fly like that pig I just saw.
Granted, and like that pig you're fat, pink, ugly and have a squiggly tail. I wish I felt no physical pain.
GOD DAMNIT Granted but you feel nothing else either. Happiness, sexual attraction *cough*SJ*cough* I wish I could eat anything without the consequences of health
Granted, but you shit ten times more often. I wish I could eat candy without worrying about my teeth.
I know, I couldn't think of anything else, lol. I wish Miranda Kerr lived in my house, and slept with me every night.
True, but it's some fat middle aged man who was such a Miranda fan, that he had his name legally changed to hers. I wish I got paid to live