Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but the monkey destroyed anything it touches.

I wish I could play well in music.

 

granted... but only on your dream

i wish there's no lying in the world

 

Granted, but no one tells the truth also.

I wish the World Cup was every year.

 

Granted, but all the top tier soccer players couldn't attend, so it becomes a high school varsity competition.

I wish there were more girls in our chatroom.

 

Granted, but they're all overweight transsexuals.

I wish that none of my devices needed to be recharged.

 

Granted , they are all 2 years old

I wish I could play RR4

 

Granted, but the new CEO screw the franchise up even more

I wish gay marriage is legalized world wide

 

Granted but Hoggy marries your dad

I wish I had a non explosive full size drivable Lamborghini

 

Granted, but you're so kind you give it away.

I wish I could invent something that makes a lot of money

 

Granted, but it breaks the day you're about to sell it.

I wish I had money like Bruce Wayne.

 

Granted,you have similar funds to a homeless man called Bruce Wayne
I wish I was the new CEO of EA

 

Granted, but you're assassinated the next day.

I wish I could be Superman.

 

Granted but only for a millisecond
I wish I was the unkillable, undismissable CEO of ea

 

Granted, but you can't

I wish I am Superman

 

Granted, but you have to undergo a sex change before you do so.

I wish I had a boat.

 

Granted, it doesn't float

I wish I had a yacht that floats

 

Granted, it's 2 inches tall

I wish I was the invincible CEO of EA (try and corrupt this.)

 

Granted, but you die from a stroke because of the stress

I wish EA ceased to exist

 

Granted but it just changes its name to AE

I wish I had an iron man suit

 

Granted, but it breaks down, and you can't take it off you. You become a metal statue.

I wish I could summon the Hulk's powers whenever I wanted to.