Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but you still don't win.

I wish I could visit other planets.

 

Granted the aliens there see you as plantlife, and kill you with weed killer.

I wish Kenny knew that when I say F YOU, I'm usually serious.

But wasn't there.

Yeah.

Yeah and I wish marshmallows were roasted straight out of the bag

 

Granted, but he takes you literally.

And you only get one wish, dammit.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

 

I get all the god damn wishes I want.




Fine one wish.

Granted but I lied.

 

Granted, but you can only wish for fresh underwear

I wish I won the lotto this week.

 

Lol, don't worry, you know me, i always joke

Except about SJ. She really is hot.

 

F you.

 

Granted, but the prize is one dollar.

I wish could teleport.

 

Cry.

 

Granted, but you can only do so once.

I wish my computer wouldn't be so damn slow.

 

Granted, but your Internet is even slower.

I wish I could have money without working.

 

Granted, but you can never used it.

I wish all apps were free for a day.

 

Granted but you forget your iTunes password

I wish I had a holodeck

 

Granted, but only for a day.

I wish I had something to wish for.

 

I wish you'd look at the god damn page count.

 

lmao. Granted, but he still gets ninja'd

I wish all time zones were the same.

 

Granted, but the Earth becomes an unknown shape and everything crashes each other.

I wish KennyK and Scarlett Johansson are pals.

 

Granted but it's not the Scarlett Johansson you think. They just share the same name. This one is an ugly fat 40 year old Mexican.

I wish Oakley's prescription lenses weren't $200

 

Granted, they're $2000.

I wish Earth was bigger.

 

Granted, by .3 centimeters.

I wish I had a monkey.