Apparently you can't, so forget it. It is a girls name, far as apple is concerned. The voice is woman's
And it's also played by a woman in that episode of the Big Bang theory where Raj is obsessed with Siri.
Granted because he thinks you are one. I wish I realized these mints I bought were friggin vanilla when buying them
Hah! Granted, but they melt in your mouth I wish gum would retain their taste for at least 5 goddamn minutes.
Granted, but you can't afford a wifi-capable device. I wish I could watch all the movies I wanna watch in one sitting.
Granted, but you fall asleep after the third movie. I wish I could eat more at an all you can eat restaurant and not get fat.
Granted, but all the restaurant has is dog food. I wish I never had to clip my nails, cut my hair, shave or brush my teeth ever again.
Granted, but all the floor in public restrooms is covered in shit. I wish I could eat the best burger in the world.
Granted, but you get fat. I mean really fat, like, a sack of potatoes. I wish no body entered the competitions I enter into.
Edit: I'm assuming you're joking, but if not, I never intended to be "mean". Anything your thinking of, including the f you, which was intended as "damnit I didn't want you to actually grant it", was not serious.
