Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted but i wish you dead.

I wish 2133 was dead.

 

granted... but he/she will become a ghost chases after you for a life time

I wish all the games gone free for a day..

 

Beware of the retarded emu. BEWARE.
Btw where are my cousins?

Granted, but all games would be another 10 dollars more expensive afterwards.

I wish I am still alive.

 

granted, but you live in Mars alone with some aliens

I wish I have a rocket for going to the moon

 

Granted, but you run out of fuel half way and you fall and crash and die

I wish I didn't feel like crap every time I wake up.

 

Granted, but you feel like shit.

I wish I had the fastest wifi ever!

 

Granted, but it'll cost you a fortune!

I wish I had lots of money without anything else changing in my life.

 

Granted, but a 12 week old baby's life is taken in order for your wish to be granted.

I wish I had enough money to pay for the fastest wifi ever.

 

Granted, but you can't pay for anything else.

I wish for more... Food.

 

Granted. You get fat though.

I wish Breaking Bad would return

 

I wish this forum game would be as popular as the other forum games

 

granted, but a homosexual guy will fall in love with you... lol

i wish all the best games come out tomorrow...

 

Granted, but they all crash after you buy it.

I wish Hoggy would stop thinking he's straight

 

Granted, but he can't stop thinking that you are mad.

I wish I can fly everywhere.

 

Granted you can fly to a place called everywhere

I wish that I was a character in a game

 

Granted, you're an extra.

I wish you could talk to Siri without having to be near your phone.

 

Granted a man called Siri moves next door to you and you can talk to him without being near your phone
I wish I had a full size , indestructible Ferrari

 

Good one But I thought Siri was a woman's name?

Granted, but you keep it locked away in your garage and you can't drive it or show it off and your friends don't believe you when you say you have one.

I wish bacon didn't taste so good.

 

I think you can change it to a guys voice.