Who the eff eats raisin bran?? Granted, its only raisins, no bran. I wish my hair could stay the same length forever and I would never need a hair cut.
Granted, I don't have to pay for anything and everything is free. However, YOU still have to pay for everything and it's not free. I wish songs that I like would never end.
Lol nice one. Granted, but the songs you hate never end either. I wish I had a wife who stayed sexy forever.
Granted but you know she is cheating on you and completely tearing your family apart. I wish to have a job where I do absolutely nothing and get payed great amounts of money for it.
I don't eat raisin bran but I was hungry.. Granted but u get fat and die from blood clot. I wish I could cut my own hair.
Granted, but that job is overseas away from your family and your friends. And it's in a foreign country so you can't communicate with anyone while you're there. I wish my printer wouldn't run out of ink so often.
Granted but you break you neck doing the happy dance and die in the hospital shortly after from penis cancer. I wish I was tall enough to slam dunk a basketball..
Granted, but you're so uncoordinated that you trip whilst attempting to do so. I wish I could remember and memorise everything I study...
Granted but the memorizing portion of the wish only lasts a day and the only thing you study is the science behind blue waffles. I wish I had an iPhone 5
Granted, but it'll cost you heaps to fix it. I wish I could teleport to different locations any time I wanted to.
Granted, but you only have one weekend. For the entire century. Mwahaha. I wish next person wishes for me.
