Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but every time you do, five years is removed from your life expectancy.

I wish I could be invisible.

 

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to see anyone else.

I wish I could time travel.

 

Granted, but you will accidentally cause yourself to never be born.

I wish I was Ninjackid.

 

Granted, by you can't play dead trigger anymore.

I wish I was more awesome.

 

Granted, but now you look like Justin Bieber.

I wish that I could design only the best game apps.

 

Granted, but you have to brush your teeth with an acid the pH of 1 everyday

I wish steve jobs was alive

 

Granted, but for him to live, you would have to die of pancreatic cancer.

I wish for the next poster to hear everyone's thoughts, with no way to shut them out

 

Granted, but you have to be the poster's slave and find him a way to shut it off.

I wish I have a new title in TA

 

Granted, but it's "I ❤ Dead Trigger"

I wish that I could master all forms of martial arts.

 

I like dead trigger. YEAH

Granted, But you must kill someone every second to satisfy your martial arts needs.

I wish I have an iPhone 1278412740123

 

Granted but you drop it on the floor tomorrow.

I wish I got an Xbox.

 

Granted but you will be the only person who owns one
I wish that someone complains about me forgetting to write a wish

 

I wish next person would make a wish and not make the same mistake as the guy above me.

 

Come join the Dead Trigger 2 Defense Squad on release.

Signed,
Connector
President of the Dead Trigger Defense Squad

 

Granted, but you will get flamed by a hairy troll.

I wish I could spend a night with Megan Fox.

 

Granted, but you freeze and all you do is sit and then you end up sleeping alone ion the couch.

I wish to get a girlfriend this spring. (forever alone haha)

 

Granted, but she's absolutely hideous, and you're embarrassed to go out in public with her.

I wish I could fly.