Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but who is Scarlette?

I wish it wasn't Sunday here already.

 

Granted, it's Monday.

I wish I had a week-long break.

 

Granted, but you work tirelessly for the remaining 51 weeks.

I wish there was a Forum Games sub-forum in the Lounge.

 

Granted but you have to have 9,000 posts to enter

I wish I was Batman.

 

Granted, but Robin is ugly.

I wish I could fly more than 30 metres above the ground.

 

Robin can scoop ****, I'm batman.

Granted but you can't slow down to land.

 

Yes you say that now, but if Robin was Scarlett Johansson I wouldn't give a rats ass if I was Batman or not.

Your wish sir?

 

But.. He's.

I WISH ROBIN WAS SCARLETT JOHANSSON

 

Granted, but she wears a mask to cover her immense beauty.

 

Granted, but that means I get Scarlett all to myself <3

I wish more women were like Scarlett.

 

I'll take it

 

Granted. There was an error in the server and your Account picture is:

I wish for an iron man suit.

 

Granted but it's fake and made mostly of cotton. And it doesn't fit.

I wish for Tony Stark's Audi

 

Granted, but it's cardboard and when you drove it, it started raining.

I wish for a Bugatti :3

 

Granted, but it's not functioning at all and the repair fees is even more than a Ferrari.

I wish I become rich.

 

Granted, you're rich in vitamins.

I wish I could change my title to: President of the Scarlett Johansson Cheer Squad