Granted, but if contains tasteless poison. I wish I would live for another 50 years with a really hot girlfriend who is not imaginary, who is not married or in a relationship, who is actually a female with all the necessary bodily parts, who has a full head of hair, who doesn't have hair where there shouldn't be hair, who is the envy of all the men but only has eyes for me, who is faithful and will never leave me, who doesn't get fat or ugly or deaf or blind, speaks a language I understand, who's voice sounds like an angel, will survive for at least another 50 years and ages gracefully, who has all their limbs attached, who is healthy, who won't get seriously ill, who earns enough money to cover the both of us, who has nice parents, who has friends that also like me, who doesn't smoke, who doesn't gamble, who doesn't take drugs, who isn't an alcoholic, who has a job that is socially acceptable, who doesn't own anything that I wouldn't like, who cleans like a cleaner and cooks like a chef, who doesn't like getting into arguments, who never raises a temper, who is funny and loving and has a great sense of humour, who looks good in anything she wears, who... Ah forget it, I wish Scarlett Johansson was my girlfriend.
Granted, but she immediatly gains 100 Kilograms I wish that I could eat as much as I want without getting fatter or sicker
Granted. You have Scarlett Johansson. Yes she looks great covered in fish heads. Sadly the smell doesnt seem to be quelled by her fantastic sense of humour or Johanssionism. Unlike this shallow wish I think of the bigger picture... I wish AIDs had Cancer
Granted. But the hospitals and the pharmacies got bankrupted and blamed you for that. I wish no one will feel bored.
Granted, and in return, people act like super assholes instead. I wish there were no douchebags or assholes.
Granted, but the wish is that you grow 2 foot long ear hair every other day. I wish that the two parties in the US would stop bickering and get stuff done.
Granted, the two parties will agree but the real unseen controllers of everything will slam them down I wish the Internet could be flushed of its illegal illicit material
Granted, it'll all be replaced with pictures of Scarlett Johansson! I wish my bank provided a rate of higher interest.
Granted, but it constantly crashes I wish that Scarlette Johansson would walk into the forums just to distract everyone here
