Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, instead of one hour, you puke every ten minutes which results in you puking blood.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

Granted, but you can never sleep again.

I wish Buffy the Vampire Slayer was my girlfriend.

 

Granted, but you're a vampire. She didn't know at first, she finds out, and kills you.

I wish Black Widow was my girlfriend.

 

Granted but she kills you while sleep walking with her ninja like tendencies.

I wish tuna came from cows. I do.

 

Granted, but there would never be another sirloin steak on the face of the earth.


I wish I had every iOS game.

 

Granted , you have a game called every ios

 

I wish you had given me a wish to corrupt

 

Not granted...?

 

I wish I was a famous actor.

 

Granted, now you're Sarah Jessica Parker.

I wish I'd own a beach house somewhere in the Carribean.

 

In my defense, I said actor, not actress.

Granted, but you're eaten by sharks the next day when you take a swim.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

Stop being picky.

Granted, now you're Kevin Costner! There's no bad side to it!

I wish this was the last post in this thread.

 

Granted, but only in the context of pictures of telephone posts.

I wish I had Arnold Schwarzenegger's 20-year-old physique.

 

Granted, but everything you touch, you break.

I wish I could teleport to different countries

 

Granted but you only have 10 seconds in each country before you have to teleport to a new one, or else you are stuck there forever.

I wish I had a rocket ship.

 

Granted, but it blows up the first time you operate it.

I wish I had a tank.

 

Granted, but it blows up the first time you operate it.

I wish I could've thought of an original, wittier way to corrupt that last wish.

 

Granted, but you can't edit your post.

I wish that as I type this, someone not suspicious gave me a million bucks.