Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but it's dirty.

I wish for the fastest car ever.

 

Granted, but you're chance of an accident increases ten-fold.

I wish dishes would wash themselves

 

Granted, but they also break themselves as well.

I wish for a transforming house.

 

Granted, but it would be your hated, next-door-neighbor's house

I wish for a trampoline floor

 

Granted, but the ceiling is only three feet above it.

I wish I could hold my breath indefinitely.

 

Granted, but you couldn't do anything else.

I wish for an iPad 4 :l

 

Granted, but you cant play games on it.

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

 

Done, but it's 0% grant-able.

I wish that I had all the money in the world.

 

Granted but for every dollar you spend you lose a year off your life.

I wish I could live forever.

 

Granted, but you always stay a baby and can't do anything.

I wish for Quadruple chocolate cookies for school. As my double chocolate cookies do not suffice.

 

Granted, but you get so fat, you explode.

I wish I had an ipad 4 instead of my ipad 3.

 

Granted, but it is always stuck at a power socket.

I wish for spring rolls.

 

Granted, but you don't have any sauce

I wish my headphones never get tied in knots.

 

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish for OC in Reddit.

 

Granted, but I don't know what that is so you'll most like get something you didn't intend to.

I wish that my worthless junk will be worth a lot of money.

 

Granted, just sell it on the bay or someone who wants.

I wish there was a Vatican Video game where you could raid the complex and kills the corruption/popes, find the hidden documents and save the hidden kids and in the end kill the Separation of church and state (force taxes)!

 

Granted, but you'd have to be a celibate catholic priest to play that.

I wish Star Wars 1-3 did not suck so much((

 

Granted, now everyone in the world is a SW fan and Star Wars has become a synonime for mainstream. Thanks for ruining it.

I wish I'd puke each hour of the day.