Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

Granted, but they are all freemium.

I wish for heroes and castles 2: Insert Captivating side title.

 

Granted, but it's full of awful f2p pay walls, with no way to play without spending at least $25 of iAPs, after buying the game, which was $6.99

I wish I had an iPad mini with retina before everyone else.

 

Granted, but it stops working minutes after.

I wish for a flying car.

 

Granted, but you must fly Harry Potter to and from Hogwarts every day.

I wish for England to win the World Cup.

 

Granted. But as punishment England will have 7000 consecutive days of rain
I wish I could own a Rembrandt painting

 

You do, but it ends up looking like shit.

I wish for my own fortress of Solitude.

 

Granted, but it happens to be a coffin.



I wish I had an army of slaves.

 

Granted, but they revolt on you and you become their slave.

I wish I had flubbed.

 

Flubbed what?

 

Was supposed to be Flubber, sorry.

 

I wish I had Flubber?

 

I guess he means that weird material.

 

I googled it, maybe the movie?

 

Granted,

But then you would look like the attached picture.

I wish I was sexy.

 

Granted, but all women are fat and ugly.

I wish I could handle all temperatures.

 

Granted, but you sweat more easily.

I wish I had unlimited iTunes credits

 

Granted, but there would be no games.

I wish for more games like heroes and castles.

 

Granted but they cost $100 a pop.

I wish I had the world's comfiest bed.

 

Granted but you sleep in every morning and can't hold down a job
I wish I could improve my memory

 

Granted, but you only have bad memories that you wished you had forgotten.

I wish movie theatres gave away free food.