This thread is for any conspiracy theories you have heard about anything that has happened or will happen. Here's one I'm starting right now. When the site was down today Arn was actually updating the forums to vBulletin 4.0. And he covered it up by saying this
The truth is out there. ...... Well, you see, the banks own everything, and every action taken by a governmental body is in some way influenced by this. There is not enough cash printed, never mind items of real value to cover what the numbers say. Sooo.... Apple is the future. Cash becomes obsolete and carries negative connotations. Instant scans provide an easy tracking and monitoring system, and the future of drm will ensure no meal sharing will happen at china buffet. All of this will please the bankers, ensuring that their greed can continue unnoticed by the masses. The general populace will continue to consume brain deadening tap water and masses of unessary but televised pharmicuticals. Bad television will stupefy our young until no one is left with the sense to ask questions, or tyranny forbid, think for themselves. You cannot escape the dollar. You cannot escape the empire of the future.
My conspiracy theory? Hodapp is gay. What supports this? His love for the Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy. lmao jk
I bet Nippy is sitting at his desk fuming that he can't contribute his full on retarded theories to this thread. Also the Virginia Tech Shootings? Totally engineered by a 6 year old in New Zealand.
