"horrible controls" (heck, "horrible" anything) "graphics are bland" "console quality" (this one always makes me smile, because I've played a lot of crappy console games in my day) "gameplay is boring" "Is it Retina?" (surprised this one hadn't come up)
"free for the first time since XXX" (the longer time = the bigger the awe of respect that title will receive) "according to AppShopper.."
true. but anyways, "THIS GAME SUCKS IT KEEPS CRASHING WASTE OF MONEY GIMME MY MONEY BACK" "Did you restart your ipod?" "no......"
"No longer free " "When's the update coming out" "Release Date?!?!" "Does this have multiplayer?" "When does this hit the US?"
Totally off topic but I just laughed so hard i cried. How could anyone not think of the first one. LOL
INB4THRDDLTE <- In before thread delete. Bump - Being used a lot lately. The Kijib one. "Haha at iTunes Reviews" "Nippy" <- Nuff said. AND THE ULTIMATE ONE! "Game Made by a 12 yr. Old!!!" <- Cause that makes me want to buy a game for shur.
No kidding, said that one earlier, and I definitely agree. Feel the same way when people say a game was made by one person.
"I haven't read the whole thread, but.." (asks question that has been asked and answered on every previous page.)
'Wtf' 'What the hell' 'Sup nppb' 'Yughhhhht!!!' 'I don't want to alarm anyone, but I just played this, felt a tingle, rushed to the bathroom, and urinated rainbows and glitter' 'sss, I'm off for a leak to see if the same happens for me.'
"I'd love a promo code!" "May I have a promo code?" "PM sent!" "Email sent!" "[insert holiday here] sale!" (mainly Gameloft & EA) A more situational ones: "...KRPG/JRPG..." "...Grindfeast..." "...IAP..." And one quote directed at syntheticvoid (no offense pal ): ^ A classic of synth, if you ask me . We've got some common tastes when it comes to judging games and this statement would always appear at the beginning of posts for games he (and later, I, will) enjoy
"I just found a great game..." [by someone with one post] New thread: "What's your favorite IOS game ever?" "Add me in Dragonvale. I share gems daily. GC: Moochie " "This place would be better without [person]" "How do you add the app info?" "Sorry about being off-topic, but..." "Location: Behind you" "Games I've beta tested: link"
haha! wow those are hilarious! especially the first two. "SomeGame > Free" (a new thread in the pricedrops forum for a game that's gone free for the hundredth time in the past month alone, or worse: for a game that's always been free)
