Hi guys, Later today, we'll release for approval the funniest app on the App Store: 18 000 Cool Jokes. The features you will find are: 18 000+ jokes, to keep your smile on 40+ categories, to keep the jokes in order Favorites section, to store the jokes you really loved Shake detection, to see a random joke Gorgeous colorful graphics, to keep your eyes happy Intelligent algorithm for joke selection, so you don't have to read the same joke twice Send a joke via e-mail, to share the fun with your friends For more information, please visit www.cramzy.com Thank you!
Why did God create blondes? Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge?! That joke doesn't even make sense! WTF does sheep have to do with God? Well as long as half of them aren't as bad that one this app is going to be fun to read when waiting in line.
Still, if you have to play 6 Degrees to the Punchline it isn't really funny. Plus it assumes people consider God to be Jesus (there's Jehovah, Vishnu, Allah, you know, like a billion other gods). Look at one of the other ones on there: How do blonde brain cells die? Alone. That's funny because anyone who has heard of a blonde knows that there is a running joke that they are stupid. So there's not far you have to go when you laugh in your mind thinking "LOL one brain cell!" Not: God is Jesus. Jesus was a shepard. He made sheep. Sheep don't have appendages. By that time yawn the joke is too convoluted to be even remotely funny. I know the author didn't make the jokes and probably just pulled them from some book or website or database. Just looks bad when out of 18k jokes you let one of the really lame ones (not to be confused with corny) out for a screenshot to advertise. The favorites options here though is going to sell it to me. Everyone hears a rock solid gem once in a rare while and out of 18k I'm sure I'll find a few hundred worth committing to memory. Although I would like to add that the name Cramzy is going to be a little hard to market. It's usually a good idea to stick with a name that reminds people of what your app is.
Hi guys, We just replaced the original image, to show the favorites screen as well + we changed the joke which can be seen on front. Cheers! Best Regards, Iliya
Hi there, This is the biggest database of jokes ever put on the iPhone! I am sure everyone will find many jokes he'll love. About the name Cramzy- we actually do not have just one app So we don't have app-dependent name. Best Regards, Iliya
Sorry to say but this app looks doomed to join the myriad of Appstore shovelware. Thing is you might still make money considering the miniscule amount of work that could have possibly went into its development. Hopefully you'll use that money into making a real app someday. Good night and good luck.