Columbine Conspiracy

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  1. MidianGTX

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    Yeah, it's absolutely ghastly to even consider the fact that the two guys who took guns into school and shot a bunch of people are to blame. Talk about stuuupid! I mean, the next time someone robs a bank, the most sensible thing to do would be to blame the first cashier to take a shell to the face, and then make a Facebook group praising the efforts of the poor misunderstood bank robbers who were manipulated and roped into her dastardly scheme.
     
  2. Electric_Shaman

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    I'm dragging this comment up because it's more retarded than the conspiracy theory. It's a saying parents tell their kids to make them behave and think for themselves because most adults can distinguish that jumping off a cliff and getting a free bag of weed are two completely unrelated past times.
     
  3. Scottlarsen

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    In this instance, both scenerios are pretty stupid. I think that was shiz's point. Absurdity to illustrate a point.
     
  4. da shiz wiz 19

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    #84 da shiz wiz 19, Apr 21, 2010
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    I was being sarcastic.

    Plus I was hoping he would say something like "you'd have to pay me for that" or something so I could then ask him if killing yourself for money is worth it. He would say no and then it would all get related back to this conspiracy theory.
     
  5. da shiz wiz 19

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    I was talking about your comment :p It made him seem like he was extremely high and had no clue what was going on. But his post was about fringe which I know nothing about.

    And no I do not think the actual conspiracy part is funny. It's a pretty serious accusation.
     
  6. Scottlarsen

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    No worries. I get what you were saying. This thread has been absurd.
     
  7. Electric_Shaman

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    I know right, who gives away free weed? Pretty crazy.
     
  8. HelperMonkey

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    Nephilim apps, I don't care how high you were when writing all of this, you still need the word "douchebag" tattooed right across your forehead. And maybe you're just dumb, and maybe you lack the capacity to realize that you're a huge douchebag, but that doesn't excuse you from being, in fact, a douchebag.
    If you're going to blame a murdered high school girl for the deaths of 14 other people based on nonsensical, petty little speculations, then you need to be called out. This is some cold and brainless crap that you're spewing.

    So SHE was scheming to make sure that it was the two mass murderers that "looked like" the villains? That's a tough one. You're a moron.

    And she wanted to make sure that she was the first one shot? For the notoriety? In a massacre no one notices who's first or fifth or last. Why didn't she manipulate them into only killing her? Wouldn't that work better? But that didn't happen, because your theory is nonsense, and logic is not required to convince morons like yourself.

    Or why would she not commit suicide? Many great writers and artists and pop culture heroes have gone that route. But having two dudes kill 12 other people at the same time would tend to be a distraction from her own death. Was she smart enough to play puppet-master for this whole thing, but dumb enough not to realize where the attention would be focused? That wouldn't make much sense. You, however, being a moron, aren't worried about making sense.

    And she was seen talking to them on occasion? There's a clear sign of EEEVILLL! ...you moron.

    Then there's the big question: Why? Why would she want 15 people dead on that day? That's a hell of an accusation to make against this girl. You're telling us that she was the sociopathic mastermind of a horrible mass murder. So I have to ask you as well: Why? Why try to defame this girl, already the victim of a brutal murder, and make her the victim of your brainless and vicious accusations?

    I'm guessing that your reason for spouting this crap is sheer stupidity rather than malice. But that doesn't get you off of the hook for being malicious purely by propagating this nonsense.

    At least in the future it will be good to know, when I see your name, just who I am dealing with. And to be clear: You, nephilim apps, are a major league asshole.
     
  9. The Bat Outta Hell

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    *Awaiting nephilim app's response*
     
  10. CaptainAwesome

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    Sheesh, this was quite a thread for me to miss in the past week...

    Anywho, now that I've decided to bring this back up... Um, so the girl admired artists who happened to become more famous after their deaths. I like Van Gogh and Picasso. You gonna accuse me so horrendously, too?

    Just because she talked to the two killers means she's guilty, huh? Thank you, Mitchell Palmer/Senator McCarthy. This entire "guilty by association" thing ravaged the USA in both Red Scares; I'd prefer not to have you revive it again.

    This entire "conspiracy theory" is as much crap as the next. You sound exactly like a friend of mine who tries to tell me that the "Star Wars Project" was a success and that we do actually have a laser grid in space. Perhaps you should spend more time researching facts than mindlessly accusing innocent teenage girls of concocting these genius schemes of mass murder and martyrdom.
     
  11. Big Albie

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    Most moronic garbage thread I've read since the Hitler Diaries.

    That is all.
     
  12. The Bat Outta Hell

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    #92 The Bat Outta Hell, Apr 27, 2010
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    What is this Hitler diary you speak of?

    And LMFAO at his wall.

     
  13. 5duc29

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    It interests me but I think the girl behind all of this is a little absurd. It could happen, or it did, or not at all. I think it's just false pretenses.



    Aside from this,

    I still want to know who assassinated JFK? And I'm serious about this. Learning so much about his time has always had me wanting to know what happened to the days before and after his death. I'm not convinced of Lee Harvey Oswald's doing..
     
  14. The Bat Outta Hell

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    Unfortunately Mr. Ruby sealed the mystery.

    ... Maybe that was his intention! =O
     
  15. 5duc29

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    I forgot about that guy.

    It's all a conspiracy to me.
     

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