Caught my dad with my GF a couple of weeks ago..

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  1. Twazzock

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    #1 Twazzock, Jul 21, 2009
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    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small, white, petite thing, cooks for me, lovely, always been good to me.

    I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if anything had happened with my GF and he just acted clueless.

    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from when bam! Clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.

    I was pissed off, told him to get his meat out of GF and go away, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night threw my GF out.

    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident. About 10 minutes ago my dad had the cheek to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more!

    Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

    OR

    Pack my stuff and be on my way?

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  2. le'deuche123

    le'deuche123 Well-Known Member

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    I will sadly admit, that I fell for it hook line and sinker:( Nice one my man!!!
     
  3. Kamazar

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    Should post that pic a little lower. Predictable when you see one of mankind's greatest creations at the bottom of the screen.
     
  4. The Game Reaper

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    I feel a bit thick. I fell for it, saw the pic and still fell for it! I thought it portrayed your feelings for your late GF lol. 10 minutes later, I get it.
     
  5. Fu3lRac3r

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    HAHA brilliant! Thanks for that free minute of laughter :L
     
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  7. AaronAMV

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    You should punch his meat
     
  8. wootbean

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    I thought something was up with this thread :p
     
  9. The Bat Outta Hell

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    #10 The Bat Outta Hell, Jul 22, 2009
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    Pure genius :D

    You should have grabbed his meat out of your GF and thrown it out the window.
     
  10. indyraider4

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    GF=George Forman!

    You should eat is meat to see it from your GF's eyes, so that you can really understand the situation.
     
  11. randomdude

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    Lol now I get it 12 minutes later :D
     
  12. taran420

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    you should always credit the site you got it from
     
  13. Paradigm

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    ROFL. gotta admit. you totally got me with that one. nice
     
  14. The Bat Outta Hell

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    I don't think he got it from a site, I googled it.
     
  15. coconutbowling

    coconutbowling Well-Known Member

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    Lmao. Random acts make my day. *high five*
     
  16. BrettArchibald

    BrettArchibald Well-Known Member

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    You missed an ideal opportunity in the opening line to say that she's hot... :rolleyes:
     
  17. DaveMc99

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  19. ImNoSuperMan

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    LMAO. I seriously fell for it. Why would I expect someone posting a joke here. Thanx for this genius post.
     

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