Car Jacks Streets - 3 day sale @$0.99/59p - Promo codes

Talk about easy to jack! I bet that lady is packing some heat in her stylish fanny-pack...

 

Dude no one told you take my home. So unfair! I demand you return it to the front of my friends lawn. I had to pay for the spot in the driveway with sexual favors.

 

And BTW that lady packing heat is my momma and the fanny pack is her home. Hehe.

 

I commend Paul@Tag for getting so many people to self-pwn in such a short period of time. Next time you should offer promo codes to whoever can convince you they're ugliest.

 

I'm so poor, i begged the wife to turn down the heat and not offer food or drinks when her lover come.

 

I'm so poor that my ipod is older then the 1gen....here it is.....

 

I'm so poor, when I stomped out a cigarette, my dad asked me who turned the heat off...

 

I'm so poor I have to recycle toilet paper... I guess not to bad compared to were the toilet is...

 

WEIRD...
I was about to say I'm so poor I have to use both sides of the toilet paper...now I need a new one...

 

I'm so poor I get from place to place on one of these

 

I'm poor because I owe Frankie money!

 

The Mercedes? Hehe.

 

Thanks man. I really appreciate it. Hopefully I do win a code but if I dont, oh well it was worth it. I just want the developers to keep doing an awesome job because technically if it wasnt for them we wouldnt have a bad ass game to play, we wouldnt be on this forum and there would be nothing to talk about. LOL.

 

lol.

 

what do you mean? that is LEEET!!

 

I'm so poor that when my dog eats I sit around the bowl and try to eat when it isn't looking

 

I'm so poor I couldn't afford free puppies being given away.

 

Is this game still with the timer? Or did they fix that?

 

I'm so poor that I go on vacation underneath a bridge. You need to get their early for the prime waterfront spot.