Boet Fighter new_reality It’s literally the schweetest and most tit flippin’ game you’ve ever checked in your laaf, boet. It’s a side-scrolling … Free Buy Now Watch Media DetailsIt’s literally the schweetest and most tit flippin’ game you’ve ever checked in your laaf, boet. It’s a side-scrolling 2D ,platform, beat ém up in the style of Double Dragon and Golden Axe, and with a smidgen of Street Fighter and a sprinkle or two of creatine, and some grey-legal-area performance enhancing chemicals imported from Eastern Europe. It can bench-press 150kg. In each hand. As a warm up. Only people who are proper d@*ses, with slow cars and unattractive girlfriends do not like it. Information Seller:new_reality Genre:Action, Adventure Release:Nov 23, 2019 Updated:Dec 01, 2019 Version:1.1.3 Size:817.6 MB TouchArcade Rating:Unrated User Rating:Unrated Your Rating:unrated Compatibility:HD Universal https://apps.apple.com/us/app/boet-fighter/id1484064387 Steam teasers and trailers: Brightsiderus Well-Known Member Feb 1, 2017 2,234 540 113 #2 Brightsiderus, Nov 23, 2019 Tbh, I don’t understand half of words, written or told in the game. macplash Well-Known Member Apr 17, 2014 2,645 1,103 113 Male 3D artist Munich, Germany #3 macplash, Nov 23, 2019 Last edited: Nov 23, 2019 Haha! It’s actually hilarious. I met this girl on voice chat while playing GTA Online a few years back. We became friends. We still are, even met IRL a few times. She has the same accent. She lives in London but is from Johannesburg, South Africa. I have to share this trailer with her as I always do when something reminds me of her, like watching District 9, Chappie or listening to Die Antwoord. EDIT: “Mega-schweet faaghting video game. The schweetest and most tit flippin’ game you’ve ever checked in your laaf, boet.” Seriously, I’m already downloading through tears from laughing out loud. Quoad Well-Known Member Apr 17, 2015 1,108 217 63 #4 Quoad, Nov 23, 2019 Would heartily recommend a year or so of listening to Die Antwoord as one positive way of addressing this. Brightsiderus Well-Known Member Feb 1, 2017 2,234 540 113 #5 Brightsiderus, Nov 23, 2019 I don’t think that I’ll like it. I’m not a native English speaker and I’m not a hip-hop fan Son of Anarchy Well-Known Member Oct 5, 2015 717 130 43 Male Shadow Runner Australia #6 Son of Anarchy, Nov 24, 2019 Last edited: Nov 24, 2019 Wow... your post just brought back a floodgate of memories for me. I also met a girl online ages ago who lived in Amsterdam but was originally from South Africa. We also bonded over Die Antwoord, Chappie and District 9 among many other unique things. South African accent is the best. She was one of the most amazing and wonderfully crazy people I ever met. Thank you for inadvertently bringing back the memories. And to everyone else, I apologise for the off topic. Edit: Those trailers are definitely worth watching, very funny. macplash likes this. Brightsiderus Well-Known Member Feb 1, 2017 2,234 540 113 #7 Brightsiderus, Nov 24, 2019 I believe that the game is gone now squarezero Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Dec 10, 2008 13,715 1,240 113 Male Chief Strategy Officer Salem, Massachusetts, USA #8 squarezero, Nov 24, 2019 Hope they’re fixing the controls, because they were awful. metalcasket Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze May 24, 2010 11,065 1,342 113 Deepest Circle, Hel #9 metalcasket, Nov 24, 2019 While the movement was super slick, changing directions was borderline impossible and I dunno...there was no weight to the controls, if that makes any sense. Felt like fighting with paper cutouts. I think haptic feedback on the action buttons would do wonders to fix that but naturally there’d have to be an option to turn it off. Oh, and of course the game doesn’t have auto-rotation and is locked in the “notch to the left” rotation. Royce Well-Known Member Mar 22, 2011 4,240 180 63 #10 Royce, Nov 24, 2019 It was an accidental early release. It will be back on the 28th. Royce Well-Known Member Mar 22, 2011 4,240 180 63 #11 Royce, Nov 24, 2019 I messaged them and they said the dev is tweaking the controls now. Quoad Well-Known Member Apr 17, 2015 1,108 217 63 #12 Quoad, Nov 25, 2019 They’re not really that easily categorisable, and half their work isn’t English! Not that I’d want to force you to listen to it obvs #rofl squarezero Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Dec 10, 2008 13,715 1,240 113 Male Chief Strategy Officer Salem, Massachusetts, USA #13 squarezero, Nov 25, 2019 Good to hear. Son of Anarchy Well-Known Member Oct 5, 2015 717 130 43 Male Shadow Runner Australia #14 Son of Anarchy, Nov 27, 2019 Looks like it’s back in the store with a ‘bug fixes and more’ update. squarezero Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Dec 10, 2008 13,715 1,240 113 Male Chief Strategy Officer Salem, Massachusetts, USA #15 squarezero, Nov 28, 2019 Controls are much, much better. Nicely done brawler with a pretty funny theme and excellent graphics. I appreciate the longer stages, and the boss fights so far have all brought something new to the mix. Ended up paying for the premium unlock. metalcasket Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze May 24, 2010 11,065 1,342 113 Deepest Circle, Hel #16 metalcasket, Nov 28, 2019 Awesome. You’ve given me the incentive to try this out a second time. Downloading now. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve watched the trailer in the last week. Curious: Has the auto-rotation (or lack thereof) issue been addressed? squarezero Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Dec 10, 2008 13,715 1,240 113 Male Chief Strategy Officer Salem, Massachusetts, USA #17 squarezero, Nov 28, 2019 Yep. Works as expected now. metalcasket Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze May 24, 2010 11,065 1,342 113 Deepest Circle, Hel #18 metalcasket, Nov 28, 2019 Yep, just fired it up. I’m kinda in disbelief, to be quite honest. Not only was auto-rotation added in and there’s a completely day and night difference in the controls, but I’m almost certain the developers have been keeping an eye on this thread because haptic feedback was indeed added, and it really does bring the entire thing to life. Throwing a fiver at them with absolutely no hesitation! Royce Well-Known Member Mar 22, 2011 4,240 180 63 #19 Royce, Nov 28, 2019 I sent them the link for this thread when I asked them if the early release was a mistake, and mentioned that the controls were not well received. I can’t wait to try the new build. metalcasket likes this. metalcasket Moderator Staff Member Patreon Silver Patreon Gold Patreon Bronze May 24, 2010 11,065 1,342 113 Deepest Circle, Hel #20 metalcasket, Nov 28, 2019 Do it. You’ll be very, very pleasantly surprised. Also, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Without you, Boet Fighter on iOS wouldn’t have been such a klappin’ binn...yeah, a Lebanese trying South African slang isn’t the greatest idea. (You must log in or sign up to post here.) Show Ignored Content Page 1 of 2 1 2 Next > Share This Page Tweet Your name or email address: Do you already have an account? No, create an account now. Yes, my password is: Forgot your password? Stay logged in
Haha! It’s actually hilarious. I met this girl on voice chat while playing GTA Online a few years back. We became friends. We still are, even met IRL a few times. She has the same accent. She lives in London but is from Johannesburg, South Africa. I have to share this trailer with her as I always do when something reminds me of her, like watching District 9, Chappie or listening to Die Antwoord. EDIT: “Mega-schweet faaghting video game. The schweetest and most tit flippin’ game you’ve ever checked in your laaf, boet.” Seriously, I’m already downloading through tears from laughing out loud.
Would heartily recommend a year or so of listening to Die Antwoord as one positive way of addressing this.
Wow... your post just brought back a floodgate of memories for me. I also met a girl online ages ago who lived in Amsterdam but was originally from South Africa. We also bonded over Die Antwoord, Chappie and District 9 among many other unique things. South African accent is the best. She was one of the most amazing and wonderfully crazy people I ever met. Thank you for inadvertently bringing back the memories. And to everyone else, I apologise for the off topic. Edit: Those trailers are definitely worth watching, very funny.
While the movement was super slick, changing directions was borderline impossible and I dunno...there was no weight to the controls, if that makes any sense. Felt like fighting with paper cutouts. I think haptic feedback on the action buttons would do wonders to fix that but naturally there’d have to be an option to turn it off. Oh, and of course the game doesn’t have auto-rotation and is locked in the “notch to the left” rotation.
They’re not really that easily categorisable, and half their work isn’t English! Not that I’d want to force you to listen to it obvs #rofl
Controls are much, much better. Nicely done brawler with a pretty funny theme and excellent graphics. I appreciate the longer stages, and the boss fights so far have all brought something new to the mix. Ended up paying for the premium unlock.
Awesome. You’ve given me the incentive to try this out a second time. Downloading now. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve watched the trailer in the last week. Curious: Has the auto-rotation (or lack thereof) issue been addressed?
Yep, just fired it up. I’m kinda in disbelief, to be quite honest. Not only was auto-rotation added in and there’s a completely day and night difference in the controls, but I’m almost certain the developers have been keeping an eye on this thread because haptic feedback was indeed added, and it really does bring the entire thing to life. Throwing a fiver at them with absolutely no hesitation!
I sent them the link for this thread when I asked them if the early release was a mistake, and mentioned that the controls were not well received. I can’t wait to try the new build.
Do it. You’ll be very, very pleasantly surprised. Also, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Without you, Boet Fighter on iOS wouldn’t have been such a klappin’ binn...yeah, a Lebanese trying South African slang isn’t the greatest idea.
