Match your birthdates and the colour of the shirt that you are wearing with the following phrases and put them together to make a statement about yourself. January - I ate February - I bit March - I stole April - I licked May - I punched June - I placed July - I kissed August - I kidnapped September - I cut October - I danced with November - I married December - I strangled 1 - an emo 2 - a drunk 3 - a noodle 4 - a lollipop 5 - Paris Hilton 6 - a donkey 7 - a chicken 8 - a cigarette 9 - a piece of used toilet paper 10 - a chicken 11 - a UFO 12 - a hottie 13 - my mother 14 - your mother 15 - a homo 16 - a clock 17 - a banana 18 - an iPhone 19 - Gameloft 20 - a lamp 21 - a USB 22 - a tomato 23 - the green Teletubby 24 - hydrochloric acid 25 - a spider 26 - myself 27 - a tooth 28 - Santa Claus 29 - my best friend 30 - hot Peruvian peppers 31 - an unidentified drug Black - up my nose White - while going to the toilet Green - in my pants Red - while playing Enviro-Bear 2010 on a jailbroken 64GB iPhone 3GS Grey - while eating an onion Blue - while putting a noodle up my nose Purple - while cutting off my fingers with a spoon Yellow - while flying Orange - while eating a cat Other - while watching Two and a Half Men For example, I was born on May 3, and I'm currently wearing a green t-shirt. This means that my sentence is: I punched a noodle in my pants. What's your sentence?
