Best reply to a Facebook status... ever.

Wow total ownage man I would hate to be her

 

Owned.

 

I found a bigger idiot. Here is what not to say during a job interview with the police.

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/08/elmore_county_man_gets_30_year.html

 

... /facemachete

 

haha i cant get a screenshot but i was just laughing at my friends post and then i saw this so ive decided to share it

"Laura is now married to Jeanie."
Jake - What are you gay?
Laura - Jake shut up your fat and nobody likes you.
Jake - Laura, when you get home, your dog's gonna be on fire.
Jeanie - Boobies!

 

ahahahahaha!!!!!

 

Epic win!!