Battle Bears Plushie

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Lounge' started by Lt. Action, Feb 16, 2011.

  1. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    I'm assuming you've come in here to request that I pinch you and to that I will gladly oblige AND take it one step further.

    Not only are you NOT dreaming *le pinch*, but your life just got REAL. WAY REAL. Like, backwards Inception, reality within a reality, real.

    Don't look at me like one of us is stupid. THIS is stupid. STUPID PHAT! We've finally produced a toy worthy of the Battle Bear lore- a stuffed Huggable (roughly ten inches tall when seated) whose head comes off to reveal a neck stump packed with rainbow <3

    B'awwww, jus lookit'im

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    I noticed* some talk in the lounge here about how people were wishing certain iphone games had plushies and the like. As is my nature, I've taken it upon myself to swoop in unannounced to share this life changing opportunity with you all <3 It seriously is life changing. If you have a Huggable plush, your life will be THAT MUCH MORE DIFFERENT than if you didn't.

    WOW.

    I'm all for one way conversations and screaming at everyone about what I want to talk about, but this can be a two way street of ideas, tears and wonderment if we like.

    I'd love to hear how much YOU love the stuffed Huggable but I would like almost as much to hear if you have any suggestions/ideas for us as far as what kind of things you think would be rad to see in the future. <3<3<3




    *read as: researched feverishly to make sure I plant this announcement in the correct forum and don't break any sternly enforced rules >.>
     
  2. runformoney1110

    runformoney1110 Well-Known Member

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    In your closet
  3. ninjackid

    ninjackid Well-Known Member

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    Cooolll!!! then you can make a Bearzooka that shoots foam rockets and we can shoot it's head off!
     
  4. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    O_________________________O
     
  5. K?!

    K?! Well-Known Member

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    alea iacta est
    Can I have a promo code?
     
  6. ninjackid

    ninjackid Well-Known Member

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    lol win.
     
  7. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    YOU BET!

    93t OUt joOR W4LL3t 4Nd bUy 4 dOLl, turk3Y!
     
  8. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    #8 MidianGTX, Feb 16, 2011
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    International shipping?

    Edit: Disregard. Just learned to internet. Shipping is more than double the price of the plushie itself! $39.95?!
     
  9. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    I have been researching this exact subject for some time, trying to find a better way to handle shipping internationally because, as you saw first hand, sometimes it be like DAMN.

    Unfortunately, international shipping is going to rip you a new one as of now but the longer one waits the less likely it becomes the Huggable you recieve will be numbered in the double digits ;D

    I will continue my research and report my findings to the boss when he returns from Barcelona (some kind of congress meeting... Weird they'd convene in Barcelona... things we'll never understand, I guess) but, for now, shipping is as follows:

    $9.99 For the US
    $24.95 for Canada and Mexico
    $39.95 everywhere else
     
  10. Brazilian Rider

    Brazilian Rider Well-Known Member

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    Look really nice.

    You're marketing style is very nice too.

    Good job.
     
  11. Electric_Shaman

    Electric_Shaman Well-Known Member

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    Yep, shipping abroad sucks, but if there are enough people that want one in the UK, we could do a bulk order maybe?
     
  12. crex

    crex Doctor of Game of the Week-ology

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    Looks AWESOME!!!!!! :D
     
  13. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    Well, shucks, thanks! Its something of which I am keenly aware, something that everyone knows without a shadow of a doubt to be true, but it's always nice to hear it ;D

    Snap.

    That's a really good idea. Considering that our checkout process has a hard time dealing with mixed shipping requirements and "bulk" orders, you oughta e-mail me or [email protected] ahead of time and we'll get something special worked up for ya ;D

    Also, in the proud marketing tradition of surrounding your product with ladies, here's a picture of Nvidia surrounding their ladies with products who are surrounding OUR product with ladies.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Mondae

    Mondae Well-Known Member

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    Perv, why do you care?
    I na...na...na...eed it!!!
     
  15. MidianGTX

    MidianGTX Well-Known Member

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    Provided enough people are interested to whittle the cost down a decent amount, I'm game :)
     
  16. EMTKiNG

    EMTKiNG Well-Known Member

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    So do the ladies surrounded in nvidia product surrounding your product come included with the product to surround me with ladies? <3<3<3:D
     
  17. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    I can't guarantee it, but yes, I guarantee it.*

    What I can without a doubt guarantee is that, if you adopt a Huggable into your household, you can expect to be at LEAST as excited/confused as this HTC representative was :D

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    * I can't guarantee it.
     
  18. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    OH HAI.

    What do you get when you combine uncomfortable looking asymmetrical outfits, ladies in abundance and probably the coolest thing you could ever own for roughly 20 bucks?

    This:

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  19. November's Chopin

    November's Chopin Well-Known Member

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    If only Om Nom from Cut the Rope had its plushie...
     
  20. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    Indeed, it truly is tragic.

    If there was an Om Nom plushie then the world would have precisely one more plushie that isn't anywhere as awesome as this one.

    It's really upsetting me, too :C
     

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