Battle Bears NOPZ: Swag and Secrets (FINAL Door open) and A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (pg 53)

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  1. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    #121 Lt. Action, Feb 24, 2010
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    Indeed, as drelbs has said, Spidey, you ARE the Spiciest Chica.

    The Spiciest Chica with a GOLDENTICKET (So sorry, BOARDUMB)

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    Now, I don't want all you pathetic, wet blanket sorry excuses for contest participants to walk away with your yella' bellies, tails between your legs, with your heads down because:

    A: Each of you gets a hug for your stellar performences in this week's contest-

    1. (>*u*)>
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    5. (>*u*)>
    6. (>*u*)>
    7.(>*u*)>
    8. (>*u*)>
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    10. You already have a ticket, don't be greedy
    11. (>*u*)>
    12. (>*u*)>
    13. (>*u*)>
    14. (>*u*)>
    15. (>*u*)>
    16. (>*u*)>
    17. (>*u*)>
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    19. (>*u*)>
    20. (>*u*)>

    and B: Tomorrow a NEW contest begins (with or without puzzle- If I'm still sick, I probably won't wanna work too hard and you will all reap the benefits of my lethargy) and with the new week comes MOAR TIIIICCCCKETTSSSS

    See you all tomorrow :*

    EDIT: Oh, also, the contest! The Bear's name is "Wilhelm" or "Wil" for short ;D

    http://bit.ly/aebQoS
     
  2. spidey146

    spidey146 Well-Known Member

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    Haha this is pretty sweet, thanks a lot, sure makes up for an extremely unfortunate day. Just curious, how many of these angelic elements shall be given to the prophets of destiny?
     
  3. Negamaki

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  4. xVietx

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    Spidey, as much as I'm happy for you, the evil, Battling Bear side of me would like to take my Bearzooka and shove it up your [censored].

    Just playing. :D Possibly. ;)


    And now to wait until tomorrow.

    Waiting.
    Waiting.
    Waiting.
    Some more waiting.
    Even more waiting.
    *Looks at fake watch scribbled on hand*
    LOOK LT. ACTION! IT'S TIME. THIS WATCH CAN'T BE WRONG. GO GO GO.

    Also, Lt. Action, thanks for replying to my e-mail and letting it slide. Haven't gotten onto my e-mail until recently and I decided here would be a better way to respond. I even ordered pizza right beofre I saw your reply. :eek:

    I was scrolling through the credits section and admiring all the awesome people who brought this equally awesome game to us and I chanced upon, could it be? Lt. Action himself? :eek:

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    I now have a newfound respect for you. The blue kimono, symbol of a true warrior. The sword, symbol of danger and power dramatized with a single blood drop. The sliced up bear, symbol of his kick ass awesomeness and disregard for anything pink that also happens to be a bear. Cause pink bears don't exist. They must be eradicated.

    NOTE: If this isn't you Lt. Action, then I deeply apologize and pizza's on me.


    PS: YES! #17. Blue hug. :D
     
  5. xVietx

    xVietx Well-Known Member

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    Hmm, sorry for being a noob, but what's the splash screen? :eek:
     
  6. Negamaki

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    Indeed, Viet, that is indeed the Actionator in bear form. However, how would you like to see a REAL picture of the samurai in the flesh? Yeah I thought so..
     
  7. xVietx

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    Could such a thing exist? :eek: I can't even imagine the sheer raw power and profound effect it would have on me. :eek::eek::eek:
     
  8. Negamaki

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    I'll post it in a few.. The only thing that can stop me is a GOLDEN TICKET. Muahahahaha!
     
  9. xVietx

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    Now wait a minute, that's just cheap and underhanded and mischievous and and and...

    I like your thinking. :D

    Throw one in for me too Lt. Action. OR ELSE.

    Negamaki, it's been nice knowing you. As soon as Lt. Action comes online and sees us trying to blackmail him, :eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
  10. Negamaki

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    That's exacty what I'm waiting for.. The Big McDaddy. Salamander made the mistake of saying that his name is Tony, now I got all the sauce on him.. :sinisterlaugh: Smithers, release the hounds!
     
  11. Mudkipz223

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    Ungratefuls! After all Lt. Action has done for us! After he sent us all steaming flying greasy ham stock mind beams! How dare you!?!...


    P.S. If it actually works, can you slip me one of those golden tickets? :rolleyes:
     
  12. xVietx

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    Not the hounds! He'll murder them! :eek:

    And contrary to belief, not all dogs go to heaven! :(
     
  13. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    WHAT GOES ON HERE?! I bellow in a voice that booms across the multiverse and makes weak every knee upon the Galactic Polypedal Unicorn of Destiny.

    So, what you're saying is that if I don't award you each a Golden Ticket that you will take pictures of me from the internet and make them EVEN MOAR ON TEH INTERNETS?!

    BALDERDASH!

    My typical manner in responding to threats is very swift, sharp and metal as I'm sure certain of you may have ascertained but seeing as my vengeful blades cannot reach through the many tubes of the internets...

    >:I

    I've made up my mind. I have here a ticket with YOUR NAME on it.

    A ticket with ALL OF YOUR name on it, as it were. I can't say whether or not the following will open The Vault, but you can't say that I didn't uphold my end of THE BRIBE.





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    Give me about 17 more hours and I'll get the next event up and running ;D
     
  14. Negamaki

    Negamaki Well-Known Member

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    Look guys we've done it, we've won!
     
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    Victory is ours!!!
     
  16. Boardumb

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    :'(

    You've found a spicier chica, but I still can't quit you <3

    Yes! It appears that ticket will allow you access to a ONE WAY trip on the short bus to the NOPZ Developmental Learning Center™! How exciting for you! Get your safety pencils and circles of paper ready!

    Poor me, I got stuck with this dumb golden ticket that will only get me into THE MYSTIFYING GOLDEN VAULT OF HIDDEN WONDERS AND INAPPROPRIATE GROPING™. Sucks to be me and Spidey I guess. :D

    I'm so gel-less of your guys' golden ticket ! :(
     
  17. Negamaki

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    Eh, well.... Maybe I should start a new bribe - I'll post LT. ACTION in a bear suit... (no joke), if I don't get a GOLDEN TICKET TO THE VAULT that is a fully functioning ticket and will open the vault. I should have been more specific last time, damn loopholes..

    I'll try my chances at the new contest later and then we'll play it by ear. Right Tony? <3333819919887/33291919
     
  18. minorpane

    minorpane Well-Known Member

    Hurry! Next mind burning puzzle pleaes! Before Thursday ends!:D
     
  19. Lt. Action

    Lt. Action Well-Known Member

    Oh my.

    You REALLY want a Golden Ticket, don't you, Negamaki? Well, maybe use that unusually strong drive to NOT continue to bribe me but to play the living hoohah out of the amusing games I manufacture for you guys at the last minute. Further bribes may result in cancellation of the internet. You don't wanna be that guy, man.

    Speaking of- TELL YO FRIENDS- In FIFTY MINUTES Imma open the third door ;D It's like how the Archangel opens the seals in the Book of Revelation except instead of dire plagues and devastating natural disasters, I will rapture you all from a state of NON lulz to a state of PLUS LULZ.

    Also, BOARDUMB, I may have found a spicier Chica but to this day, when I slumber, you are still my dream viking <3
     
  20. minorpane

    minorpane Well-Known Member

    A whole fifty minutes.. and I will still be refreshing this thread every minute.:eek:
     

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