It is true what you all have heard. The LONGEST, most EPIC, most INNAPROPRIATE, most REWARDING contest that I'm sure Touch Arcade has EVA SEEEEN has come to an end. Please direct a half hearted, resentful congratulations to our Golden Ticket Weiners: #1: Boardumb #2: Spidey 146 #3: xVietX #4: Mudkipz223 #5: Henrylkr #6: Will090 #7: aznriceboi13 #8: deiden26 #9: B34$T #10: Mondae #11: GodSon #12: steelfires And now an honest, earnest thanks to some special nerds that were with us from the beginning and helped with the QA of the lulz in the Battle Bears threads: Thanks to Evilhomer for e-stalking me since the VERY beginning. Really, man, my ego needs that sort of thing. Thanks to Drelbs for spending an inordinate amount of time crafting sweet gifs to enhance the lulz. Thanks to Negamaki for intermittently popping in to make off color quips ever since the beginning <3 Thanks to Illegal Danish for noting that he HAS been here since the beginning. I'm gonna take his word for it. If I left anyone out, no I didn't- I never make mistakes <3<3<3<3 And a special thanks to EVERYONE for keeping this thread within the first 5 pages for over 5 months. It was quit the wilde ride. Speaking of wild rides, the studio is currently on the WILDEST ride. If I had to turn this ride into a theme park ride and name it, I might call it "The LAST NIGHT: BATTLE BEARS -1: The Home Stretch; the eleventh hour; O Cristo!; may God have mercy on our souls" You know, whatever that means. Hey, did you guys see the new banner on battlebears.com? Oh wait, here it is: ALSO- I've only heard from about FIVE contest wieners. GET YOUR SWAG PICKS IN! NOPZ is SO CLOSE to release, we need to get things DONE.
Oh man, whose that attractive sounding guy at #3? WOAH. He's a killer. Hmm, I'm choosing between a poster and a shirt. Lt. Action, as you have witnessed both of them, mind givind a little *hint* of which one you like? And in Battle Bears, it says that NOPZ is coming Spring. OOOOOOH. CAUGHT RED HANDED, er, PAWED. 7 days left until Summer.You have 7 days to release it. Or else. (Don't take this as a threat in any way, shape, or form)
Dear Touch Arcade, The local time is currently 4:15 am. Some of us have been here, at work, for over 19 hours. Please love BATTLE BEARS -1 out of principle. Love, Lt. Action
Oh Lt. Action, you hard working dog. I have no higher authority in awesomeness over you but I want to promote you to 3.5 star General Action due to how beautiful your eyes are.
Go lookit the bottom of PAGE 84. Also, not because you all deserve it but because I'm such a good guy, here's a special photo taken at 10am yesterday morning. Little did I realize that 24 hours from when this photo was taken, Future Lt. Action was still putzing around in the studio, testing a very special game for some very special girls and boys. Everyone, please, a moment of silence for the staff of SkyVu. I would like you all to sit motionless and stare into the soft glow of your i-devices for 26 straight hours. You may have one lunch hour and a midnight grocery run, in honor of SkyVu Pictures. RESPECK.
Oh my, my aplogies. Allow me to speak a little more literally. Lt. Action (me) arrived at the studio at 9 am the morning of the 14th. This photo was taken an hour later. During the day and beyond, testing of Battle Bears -1 took place. Lt. Action (me) did not arrive home until 10 am the morning of the 15th. In the future.
Oh hey guys. I have a, uh, a screen shot from BATTLE BEARS -1 I could show you. You know, I could, but it didn't seem like anyone really cared about the last sweet picture I posted so.. I dunnoooo. Also, we may or may not have submitted BATTLE BEARS -1 to Apple for approval so, you know...
Do you want a gold star?\ WAIT!!!! May or may not have been submitted? I'm going to go with "YES!!!!"
Oh, you guys <3 Okay, here it is. The very FIRST screen shot for the game I've been hyping for over five months. BATTLE BEARS -1!
OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! The insaneness of the control setup made me soil my pants. I LOVE, L-O-V-E!!!!, these controls. Plus orange, blue, green, & pink huggables. AWE-INSANE-TASTICAL-LY!!!!
Lt. Action, this screenshot is causing me to... feel things. Things I've never felt before. It's like a... tingly, slightly stingy feeling... down there. Also it burns when I pee. Oh, and OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGZOMGOMG this looks simply fantabulous! I've soiled myself repeatedly since this screenie has graced my ocular cavities, and I refuse to change my Depends® Adult-Diaper until the game is released!! So for the sake of my sanitary sanity, I really HOPE you DID submit it and you're not just yanking my unusually-large-for-my-age chain. C'mon NOPZ, hurry up! I'm gettin' some serious diaper rash here!
