<3<3<3<3 Yes, please ponder to your heart's content. When you've pondered your mind into a fine, gourmet jelly, please check your conclusion against this photo realistic depiction of the correct answer.
You can dramatically tip over anything you want. You can smash my nice things effectively concluding the reason we cannot have said nice things. You can even storm out of the room like a sexy, runway male diva. You can cough and feel sorry for yourself, pretend like you've got THE BLACK LUNG just to inspire sympathy in others. Not me. Not this time. Some people, Boardumb, cannot help the size of the storyboards they're born with. Some people have paid handsome sums of money to the Psychiatrist, that some people SUSPECT was a clever hobo because the meetings were always behind a K-Mart in a dumpster, to attempt to cope with society's judgement of my story boards. They're not small, they're special. Even thought I cannot satisfy you with the size of my storyboards, I hope our special bond will not be weakened. <3
O father, As I watch the seconds tick by on my clock I grow more and more excited in anticipation for the drawing today. I missed you in the week you were gone and found solace by rereading and rereading your earlier posts. I am incredibly nervous in asking this but it is necessary. Can we please take that vacation to Disney together that I was promised? I long to walk the park hand-in-hand with my mickie mouse ears and giant round lollipop. All my friends in 3rd grade went with their fathers, and I'm still sad after all these years. I desperately await your response. -Chris
O father, As I watch the seconds tick by on my clock I grow more and more excited in anticipation for the drawing today. I missed you in the week you were gone and found solace by rereading and rereading your earlier posts. I am incredibly nervous in asking this but it is necessary. Can we please take that vacation to Disney together that I was promised? I long to walk the park hand-in-hand with my mickie mouse ears and giant round lollipop. All my friends in 3rd grade went with their fathers, and I'm still sad after all these years. I desperately await your response. -Mondae P.S. The guy above me stole this from me.
OHHHH the slap game you say? I don't... know why you'd suspect that I would know anything about.... the slape game or... the "Kick Me" sign on the back of the Huggable.... in the... "slap game" you said? >.> <.< HEY! Look over there! Is that the internet!? Son, I know I've never told you that I love you, or that I'm proud of you, that you're the apple of either of my two eyes. I know I've never told you these things because I've never said them. Of course, any promise I make or any promise that you fabricate to take advantage of my forgetful, substance addled brain I must follow through on or face seppuku- scout's honor. Not only will I make good on that promise, I will make GREAT on it. I'm not taking you to Disney Land, I'm taking you to that special amusement park that only rich people know about- the one where mascots from movies that haven't even been thought of yet run free, the only place where Warren Buffet makes impulse buys. The, very literally, most magical place on Earf. (no, I did not mistype. I am of course referring to the secret planet funded entirely by 4% of Will Smith's total earnings). And yes, Mondae and B34$T, you can come to but I have to tape you guys together and stick you both in one set of clothes because they only let groups of people in if they add up to an odd number. One of those "rich" quirks I guess. THE DRAWING will be held in roughly 30 minutes. When it is complete, Salamandersoup will be taking over the next drawing as that thing that I have to do once a year to keep the Earth from suffering crippling droughts and maelstroms of horrible disasters, the likes of which make the Book of Revelation seem optimistic, is finally upon us. Actually, not to alarm anyone, I'm running a little late because I'm sitting here typing this up for you. Nothing to worry about.... The 7 Seals aren't THAT hard to close back up once they've been thrust open.. so.... As you were. THE CURRENT DRAWING: evilhomer- An entire poem dedicated to Us <3 Doesn't matter where you stole it from, theft never dampens truth <3 Will090- It will suffice <3 Whosatm- Here's an idea; you can do better <3 Mondae- The potentials of your described scenario titillates Us <3 Rblacula- Elegance in simplicity <3 Dylan1696- When will you learn that life's priorities are-MY EYES ARE UP HERE <3 sinuyan- You must be the son that I accidentally had <3<3 Truer words have never been written. Negamaki- Eehhh.. I'll allow it <3 Drelbs- You should see me after I get a few in my system, ifyouknowwhatImean <3 Illegal Danish- THAT is more like it <3 pajo_ojap- Giddy giggle waves have rippled through many of what I have "in pairs". That'll do, pig <3 Scythe89- Marry me <3 "The List of People Who Have Yet to Satisfy My Ego and Point Something Out That is Both Obvious and Beautiful About My Eyes" Osujxu- Incorrect
The release date? Funny you should ask because YOU WON! CONGRATULATIONS, MONDAE! Salamandersoup will be in shortly with the next contest ........AWAY! *poof*
Okok, I know Lt. Action said something about "saving the world", but in all honesty, he went and locked himself in the bathroom a while ago and hasn't come out since. I have no idea what he's doing in there, but I did press my ear against the door and thought I heard a gentle weeping. Then, a piece of toilet paper was shoved out from under the door, and on it was written a hastily scrawled note. A note that told me to present everyone here with concept art from BB-1, and I am not one to disregard such a message. Feast your eyes all-up-ons these - concepts for the Ursa Major. The top one's actually the final render. These don't appear in game but they appear RIGHT HERE for you (and you alone- Touch Arcade Exclusiiiiivvee ) to ogle D Also, from his impenetrable fortress, Lt. Action also told me to start a new drawing and to make you guys "do stuff." SO. For this drawing, if you want to enter, you must do the following: Demonstrate your allegiance to the Great Lieutenant by posting an image of something ridiculous to cheer him up. THE CURRENT DRAWING: aznriceboi13 - lolololol, you already have a ticket, silly. Your contributions, however, bring intense lulz. Rblacula - AWWWWWWW )@u@( Puppy PLUS a literal depiction of my username? Are you trying to seduce me, Rblacula? Becauseit'sworking. GodSon - Your bear theme has not gone unappreciated. Whosatm - 8D Your irl Enviro-Bear has won you major ticket-having points. Illegal Danish - Aaahahhah, that sign. xD I have INDEED garnered intense pleasure from viewing your images. Will090 - I almost wish you didn't already have a ticket, so I could give you one in exchange for that picture. <3
I won. I WON!!!!!!! Matt Lauer can suck it!!!!! It's my Golden Ticket! It's my Golden Ticket! It's my Golden Ticket!
Pop, I'll miss you so. Please hurry back. Remember, it's not the size of your storyboard that matters but how you USE it. Enjoy your yearly prostate exam, as I'm sure you always do. Don't be fooled again, the doctor's office is not a dumpster behind K-Mart. But if you want to visit that after your real appointment I won't judge you.
