That is exactly what it's like hanging out with my girlfriend. Damn, OBOC:TEUCRFTAHS sounds WAAAAYYYYY cooler than stupid Easter.
But who is the Man in Black?????? And LT.... "in your eyes the light the heat in your eyes I am complete in your eyes I see the doorway to a thousand churches in your eyes the resolution of all the fruitless searches in your eyes I see the light and the heat in your eyes oh, I want to be that complete I want to touch the light the heat I see in your eyes" Oh ya, and add me to the drawing....I gotta win eventually, there can't be too many of us left....
I find your retina to be quite appealing May I be put in the contest dear General Action (you just leveled up)
I like when they are closed and I'm watching you sleep. Those are awesome battle bear jammies! Drawing please! Lt. Action, what is your official title at Skyvu. Do you even work there or are you just a wierdo leading us along?
My GOD does it feel good to log in as Lt. Action. Ain't nothn' finer.. except for maybe demanding personal compliments from complete strangers in exchange for material goods. Oh this world we live in. It wasn't unWHOAWAITASECOND! BOARDUMB! Is that you?! Not, it couldn't be, this BOARDUMB's name is following standard proper noun formatting protocol. I see you've got yourself a fancy new job title, too. I don't know what to think. You're growing up so fast. Changing everyday. Learning more about your body, discovering creative places to hide magazines. It's like We hardly know you anymore. You've left Our nest to strike out on your own, maybe even live off of nothing but ramen and the cheese gristle melted into the surface of discarded pizza boxes for a few years. Fear not, We know you'll do just fine. We know you're still you deep down. You put Our name on the no-no parts of the bear cake, after all <3 You've done Us proud. <3<3<3<3<3 REACHFORTHESTARS. Oh evlihomer, you've been suckling at Our free stuff teet since I could remember. So nostalgic <3 You're a SHOOWEEN for a Golden Ticket SOMEDAY. I just know it. <3<3<3<3 Also, WE are the Man In Black. That is truly the nicest thing anyone has ever said to Us. The possibility that We might be just some hyper-informed weirdo, stringing along a group of strangers for nothing but Our own amusement. It is a possibility that, considering Our past/present/future behavior, We are not willing to rule out. Here lies the current "drawing"*. evilhomer- An entire poem dedicated to Us <3 Doesn't matter where you stole it from, theft never dampens truth <3 Will090- It will suffice <3 Whosatm- Here's an idea; you can do better <3 Mondae- The potentials of your described scenario titillates Us <3 Rblacula- Elegance in simplicity <3 "The List of People Who Have Yet to Satisfy My Ego and Point Something Out That is Both Obvious and Beautiful About My Eyes" Osujxu- Incorrect Illegal Danish- "Thou shalt do as I say because I said it" Lt. Action 3:16 *Do you even know what this asterisk is for? We sure don't.
o.0 did i miss something 0.o have to replace my computer's power supply, seems thread is full of random lulz *.* edit: uhh an eye poem contest O.O
I just got battle bears a week ago and it is the most amazing game. I find myself thirsty but don't want to put the game down so I picture the godly eyes of the Lt. And find tears pouring down my face. These tears nourish me allowing me to continue playing battle bears to my hearts content, while simultaneously wishing I was the almighty Lt. If NOPZ is the spawn of the Lt. It will truly be the best game ever conceived. Chris
Then my plan couldn't be going any smoother than if I had a "Soft Serve Plan-Cone" machine in my dingy, ill lit basement that dispenses optimal circumstances and nougat. Also, as for your previous question that I conveniently ignored about my title here at SkyVu; people call me many things. Some people call me the Space Cowboy.* No. I do, too. <3<3<3<3 That settles it. If my Awesomitude ever capsizes reality and sends my being hurtling through time, through space and betwixt the very fabrics that hold this shallow illusion of life together, I will come find you to set things right. YOU, Boardumb, are MY constant <3<3<3 Quite frankly I am impressed that you noticed that my mustache is actually a bunched up bikini that I stole from God knows where... Well, God and at least one lady might know where I got it. At any rate; well played, sir, well played indeed. You. I was wondering where you've been. I could have sworn that one of the ethereal muses that bud from my back and tell me all the tings I love about myself on a daily basis had fallen off at some point. I'm amused that it actually had the cognizance to create a touch arcade profile but, fun's over. Chipchip, here, "Chris", return to my back meats where you belong. I can't afford to risk you going off on your own and being awesome in front of others. Please, shed no more tears on my behalf. Everything is going to be okay. Come on back, daddy needs you back home <3 "If there ever was a drawing that I promised to draw a single name from at a predesignated time in the future, it might look something like this:" Will090- It will suffice <3 Whosatm- Here's an idea; you can do better <3 Mondae- The potentials of your described scenario titillates Us <3 Rblacula- Elegance in simplicity <3 Dylan1696- When will you learn that life's priorities are-MY EYES ARE UP HERE <3 sinuyan- You must be the son that I accidentally had <3<3 Truer words have never been written. "The List of People Who Have Yet to Satisfy My Ego and Point Something Out That is Both Obvious and Beautiful About My Eyes" Osujxu- Incorrect Illegal Danish- "Thou shalt do as I say because I said it" Lt. Action 3:16 *I'm the "Production Coordinator" and that means exactly what you're not sure it means because I don't know either.
I always felt as though I was missing something. Turns out something was missing me. And it isn't something, it's someone. THE someone. You are the epitomy of awesome. That was me taking a moment of silence to take in your overwhelming greatness. It is time for me to be enveloped by euphoria as I return to you, my father.
Noooooo! Now my last hope of being Lt. Action's long lost son left that was an accident from New Years 1992 is squished. All these years looking for proof were in vein .
Lt.'s eyes are so beautiful that if you stare into them your face will implode because of the awesomeness, PURE AWESOMENESS, that is Lt. Action!
