Right so it's some upcoming game that thinks it's the king of the world and decided to post itself in the wrong forum. Where have I seen this before...
Oh my! You all are certainly driving hard, throbbing bargains. I really am the most popular lady at the ball. You can all be my Mr. Darcy any day. I think it's important to note that I don't actually have any real, discernible thoughts. "Scarface (Push it to the Limit)" and Joe Esposito's "You're the Best" play on a constant and simultaneous loop in my brain during my waking hours and "Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine" sweetly serenade me with proper Latin Heat whilst I slumber. I think it is obvious to everyone present that my behavior reflects these facts. For I am the best around, nothing is ever gonna keep me down; nothing can stop me, there's nothing that strong. Also, JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT, everyone here can be expected to be logged on to pain.com in the coming days as I DOWNLOAD THA THUNDAH and make a PROPER topic for the new games in "New and Upcoming" This one shall remain, however, as I am not done dispensing benevolence in the form of pictures of things that don't actually exist.
I know, but I'm only as mad as a hatter... At least I'm not as mad as Rick Astley! O and if u forgot, this thread has been RickRolld! And I RossRolld it too!
Gentlemen, this thread could NOT go any more downhill unless I OHSNAP! OHYESIWILL! UNLESS I ROSS PE'ROLL YOU FOOLS! See you guys tomorrow- TODAY! <3
Cool! I <3 Ross Perot! We have the same first name! Oliver would approve! O god it's teh huggablez and they look hug-ry! Nopz Nopz time is here Time for battles, time for cheer we've been good but we will blast hurry Nopz hurry fast want a bear tht shoots the shoot me I want a swearaphone we can hardly stand the wait plz Nopz don't be late! A thnk u very amucha!
If I receive a golden ticket; I will do the "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" dance AND add in my Battle Bears themed Chipmunk Song while breakdancing on a giant pickle!!!! TOP THAT! EDIT: And I'll where either an Obama or Chuck Norris mask!
Gosh! This suspense is killing me! Give us a teaser trailer! Lt Action, does the battle bears movie follow a-hole new plot?
I'll give you a teaser alright. The noun to follow will be entirely at my own discretion. It certainly is quite a feeling, getting off on withholding, like I do. Like a brat 10 year old dangling a spider over an open flame, your BATTLE BEARS -1 knowledge survival is based almost entirely on my whims. My handsome, well groomed whims. I WOULD invite you all to be my copilots on the whimsical, once in a lifetime journey that is the production of BATTLE BEARS -1 but, sadly, my feet occupy the seat near me as my comfort takes precedence over your needs. HOWEVER, since I'm such a good guy and occasionally do things to convince myself as such, here is a brief glimpse into the production of Battle Bears -1: I will transcribe everything over heard in the studio for no more than 15 seconds beginning NOW: *Muffled music*....*tickering of a keyboard**air conditioner ambiance**someone adjusts themselves in a chair behind me**someone scratches themselves**muffled music continues**the lone toot of an Oboe*** "Umm.. If you could send ov-" END OF FIFTEEN SECONDS. Wow, that really sucks for you guys. As I was preparing my dialog to introduce this rare glimpse into the studio, three of our staffers were talking over something that was pretty rad. Something really rad about Riggs. I wish I could tell you what it was but I'm a man of my word and, as a Samurai, were I to go back on my word the only option to follow would be to pull my viscera out onto the desk in front of me with an elegantly crafted dagger. In the spirit of NOT ceremoniously killing myself and the Bushido, I'm afraid this is all I can do for you. As far as the MOVIE, the short answer is "ask me again in about 2 years". The LONG answer is much too long. Also, it's far too early to tell even though at LEAST a year of work has gone into planning it. Ya know, today I'm feeling pretty bored so I think I'll open the 8th door.... ... in an hour *I was joking about the Oboe, there's a "No Oboes" policy at SKyVu Pictures.
Lordy! Has it really been nearly a full month since the last "contest" launched? Dang. This whole train wreck began nearly three months ago and most people reading this still know NEXT TO NOTHING about BATTLE BEARS -1 or SkyVu Pictures and its mysterious founder Benjamin Vu. Well, that's what I'm here for. I'm here to move your knowledge at least three inches to the right of "next to nothing". Following is an IMDB style trivia list of BATTLE BEARS, BATTLE BEARS -1 and SkyVu Pictures factoids compiled by myself and the rest of the SkyVu Pictures team. Many of them are 100% true, a few are 50% true and many of them cannot exactly be verified but it's safest to just take my word for it because I know where most of you sleep*. To get into this drawing (which will be DRAWN on my newly traditionalized method of a TWO WEEK BASIS aka May 13th) tell me what you like most about my eyes and simply ask to be put into the drawing. *citation needed. -:SkyVu Pictures/BATTLE BEARS Trivia:- * The "Bearzerker" fight was originally planned to be a cupcake shaped hot air balloon (The Hot-Bear Balloon) from which hang-gliding Huggables would descend on Oliver in a terrifying kamikaze style attack. The machine gun was to be debuted in this battle. *The "Bearbershop Quartet" existed as a crudely drawn jpeg in the annals of SkyVu's e-mail logs months before bosses were even implemented into the game. *The fact that the "Mare Island Naval Shipyard" in Vallejo, California constructed the USS Jupiter (AC-3) in 1911 which was nine years later converted into the USS Langley (CV-1/AV-3), the United States Navy's First aircraft carrier, was discovered only after the boss "The Marecraft Carrier" had already been named; a fact that a certain few of us will still proudly gloat about today. *Riggs, who appears for less than half a minute in "BATTLE BEARS 1.5: ZOMBIES", plays a very substantial role in "BATTLE BEARS -1" and not a single one of us is NOT as excited as a four your old girl who has just been promised a pony about it. *Christian Bale was originally in talks to do the voice of OLIVER but stated that he was "Done with SkyVu Pictures professionally" citing SkyVu President Ben Vu's tendency to be "Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background" as his major source of contention. *Every line uttered by the hero "OLIVER" is in the smooth, dulcet voice of SkyVu President Ben Vu. *Before "BATTLE BEARS" was conceived, Ben Vu spent years studying and meditating with Tibetan monks, furoiusly pondering the meaning of life and the greater secrets of the known and unknown universe. "BATTLE BEARS" was his conclusion. *Many important and irreverent internet based memes and meme references were dropped from the original script of "BATTLE BEARS 1.5" including Oliver describing to Riggs in a constipated tone that the amount of enemies he was currently tasked with indeed numbered "OVER NINE THOUSAAANNNNDDD!". This particular meme, however, was later re-purposed and picked up in a latter update of the game because our Inner Middle-School-Aged Child could not stand its absence. *Certain of SkyVu's staff members' unusual fascination with udders carries over into "BATTLE BEARS -1". *The "Colbear" fight was based off the "Resident Evil 5" boss fight with "El Gigante" along with an homage to the bosses of "Shadow of the Colossus". *When Oliver jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Oliver'ed *If Darth Vader and Superman got in a fight, Oliver would win *If you can think of a bear pun, it's already been uttered within the walls of SkyVu Pictures. *The monitor to human ratio in the SkyVu Pictures Studio is about 6:1. *BATTLE BEARS creator Benjamin Vu got the name OLIVER from his baby nephew, but upon learning that their son's name was being used for a game character, Benjamin's brother and sister-in-law promptly changed the baby's name to Tyler. *The line of dialog when OLIVER picks up the "Infinite Ammo Shotgun" was originally intended to be an "Army of Darkness" quote ("It's good to be king") but was changed to a "Scarface" homage late in production. *The SkyVu Pictures Studio is actually located on the back of a giant nomadic elephant (pronounced A-lah-FONT) and is never in the same place for more than 2 hours. Mail is received in a wire waste basket on an average street corner in New York City and every full moon the studio sheds its current elephant for a new one for reasons unbeknown by you. *50% of what is said in the studio, no matter by who or in what contexts, will 58% of the time be met with a "That's what she said" often supplied by only 10% of the staff. Thusly nearly 25% of the studio's productivity is either momentarily or completely derailed. *Ben Vu has granted many local television news casts interviews for their evening broadcasts. The most alarming thing that each news crew has in common is that their anchor handling Ben's interview always goes missing post broadcast. The news stations have since learned to let interns handle all relations with Benjamin Vu. *The studio originated in Bellevue, NE but has since migrated west to and is currently moseying about Omaha, NE; the largest city in Omaha, NE. *The dinosaurs, evolution and the sun are all three elaborate hoaxes perpetuated by SkyVu Pictures and no one was any the wiser until just now. Sorry about that. Seemed like a fun idea at the time. Dinosaurs were cool though, weren't they? *Happy Poop, Rocket Turtles, Jelly Fish and BATTLE BEARS concept art all have one thing in common. *More paper has been used to make shipment labels, legal documents and promo pieces than to create concept art for BATTLE BEARS, although BATTLE BEARS concept art fills innumerable folders on SKyVu's servers. SkyVu Pictures speaks for the trees and shamelessly promotes Wacom brand Cintiqs. *It has been nearly a year since the initial release of "BATTLE BEARS" for the iPhone and iPod Touch and no one has expressed plans to get us a cake yet *hinthintwinknudge* *Gloria Estefan was originally on board to do the soundtrack for "BATTLE BEARS". Unfortuantely, she had a nasty falling out with BATTLE BEARS creator Ben Vu and left the project. Her song "Conga" is a lovelorn ballad retelling her time with the studio and recanting Ben Vu's well known penchant for suddenly cutting lose in a cathartic expression of Salsa Dancing. *The monitor to human ratio in the SkyVu Pictures Studio is about 6:1. *SkyVu Pictures is Jacob. *Every hit track produced by The Beatles is, verbatim, rants recorded from Ben Vu when he thought he was alone put to music. *Michelangelo could paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel 145 times over and still not come close to matching the accumulative hours that SkyVu staffers have spent playing video games before and after birth. *SkyVu Pictures' first concept for an iPhone game ("O' Benevolent Oryctolagus Cuniculus: The Encased Unfertilized Chicken Reporductive Fluid Tracking Adventure Holiday Simulator") was conceived in the early 17th century but was deemed "inexplicable", "overly commercially exploitive" and "too likely to cause diabetes" and was thusly discarded into the collective subconscious. We know it today as "Easter".