Congrats! I'm gonna win the next contest if I don't I'll... Um... Destroy Pluto! Yeah I'll destroy Pluto!!! You've been warned!
NOT PLUTO!!! It's suffered enough being denounced to a dwarf planet! Think of it this way, it's like Lt. Action being turned into a normal person and spontaneosly combusting, all because someone didn't win a contest!!
Indeed, I think it's obvious to everyone that short people got no reason... Short people got NO reason... Short people got no reason to live.
U prolly get 2 gifts and 2 promocodes... U could give me 1 of teh promos and teh natures motherd b all happy again! Inside joke, whoever gets it gets teh cookie!
STP Article Link: http://www.slidetoplay.com/story/new-battle-bears-games-announced It's a tps! Ursa Major. Freaking hilarious. The first page calendar makes sense now.
Tim R: Wilhelm will has his own scary campaign! ---------- personally I feel he'll be the breakout star of -1.
DAANG! I can't believe how quickly you guys found that STP article. Nards. Here I was, biding my time, wallowing and bustn' sweet dance moves in my own waste, waiting for the opportune moment to drop some sweet screen shots on ya'll with the very express purpose of seducing your hard earned money off of you in the future, but there ya go. I have something good and it's unceremoniously removed from my mind bowels and smeared all over a very public forum for everyone to see. Story of my life. Even though you jackals don't deserve it, here's a special screen shot I know not all of you have seen because I know not all of you have sold your soul and right to privacy to Zuckerberg. Feast your fat, fat eyeballs on THIS: Yes, that is exactly who and what you think it is. I am also pleased to hear that many of you are intrigued by the prospect of Pad Touchn'. Yes, it is true, when our constituency got back from GDC, they accidentally got our ideas wet and they've since budded into TWO games. "Battle Bears GO!" and "Battle Bears -1". Even if you don't have an iPad, I highly suggest purchasing "GO!" just so that you can say "I was there when..." and also because rent is a very real thing that costs very real legal tender and landlords are a hard bunch to negotiate with/bribe with carnal promises. If you only take one thing away from my post today, let it be this- I love you all and I know where you live <3
i live where the rice paddies are, hopefully the job i'm picking up shall enable me to buy an iPad an BBG *colbert hug* free hugs (>-.-)>
And I am so glad that my friend bought an ipad so I can experience the exclusives like GO . Edit: Wait so GO! is a top down shooter like Smash TV! Why would that not work on iPhone :'(.
Oooh, check this out. Moar announcements!!!! http://appadvice.com/appnn/2010/04/battle-bears-titles-revealed-iphone-ipad-screenshots-included/
