HMPH... Well then, a new competition... What better bear to do than Battle Bear Numero Uno.. Tony FRIGGFFFUUUUUSON. I'll just leave this here..
Yeeehaw! <3 Awesomesause <3 Thanksies <3 The amount of <3 I have for you can only be measured by the amount of <3s in this post multiplied by over 9000 <3s. <3.
Even though I am a great fan of extreme irony and will go out of my way to create it, the irony taste in your mouth is the real deal. We have photographic evidence that the drawing was carried out in a completely random fashion but, just as any good deity that everyone should fear and revere would command, you're just going to have to take my word for it on this one. I have no interest in sitting everyone down in soft recliners and spooning them sugary goodness. I am not going to pull you in a wagon made of bacon while you enjoy ranch dressing administered to you intravenously. I will NOT tuck you in to a bed made of money with blankets of hot babes. No, Negamaki, that is not what's going on. YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN. You face a challenge greater than anyone here on this forum. You face the challenge of yourself. You must overcome your Seven Headed Rage Beast. You must grab its great tail, run it down its throat and out its backside and floss it. Floss is boss. You must scale the Mountain Of Disappointment and pee from its highest point. Pee the Urine of Certainty onto the Witch of Doubt. Melt her frosty fortress of Self Loathing with CONFIDENCE. Only you can do this, Negamaki. Only you can enter this contest under the screen name of NEGAMAKI and have a chance to win in the name of NEGAMAKI. You can do it. You can do it because I believe in you.
I assume that everyone is as lethargic and lump like as myself so, based on the projected small turnout for this contest, I'm gonna say just ONE wiener. However, that's exactly what I said/thought aloud on the last one and then freaking FORTY TWO of you went and responded and I had to up my game. So, in short, how many people win is TOTALLY UP TO YOU. Every time someone sees this contest and DOESN'T enter, I will go outside and punt the can of beans from the shaky hands of the nearest hobo. By refusing to participate you are causing world hunger. That's just facts.
Ok, I made something but since i dont know how to add pictures or backgrounds, it's pretty basic. Image encoding right now. It's taking ages XD EDIT: NOOOOO! IT JUST CLOSED! Oh well. I'm going away this week, but i'll be back for next weeks competition!
Hey what is that yellow stuff near the bear? Is that his bling or another "pimp" material...oh wait. DANG IT OLIVER I TOLD YOU NOT IN PUBLIC
I laughed so hard when I saw this . Well I'm going out to get some Japanese food in honor of another year present on this planet, but I will hopefully be able to whip something up this weekend.
So... Does my submission not count? You are considered the beastliest Battle Bear, are you not? Shall I add more memes and pimpify you more?
It counts in the most important place- my heart <3 You are free to pimp me out as much as you like and attempt to rival my irl pimpitude, but for the contest, I'm afraid you have to include one of the images provided. Q: But who's to stop you from simply inserting one of the official contest images into your already Hot N' Fresh Madd Pic? A: Only Internet Velociraptors, and everyone knows that they sleep from February 19th through March 19th so I think you're good ;D
I hope I'm right but HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Yum, foooooood. That's a way to get people to join. DO YOU WANT TO BE KNOWN AS THE MAN WHO CAUSED WORLD HUNGER?!?! I like your style Lt. Action. Cool and collected. And here's another smiley just for the heck of it. WOAH! PEDOBEAR ALERT! LT. ACTION, BEHIND YOUUUUUUUUUUU! I hope that pedobear didn't have it's way with you.
It's a trap! But no really, Tony is holding our child that I'm currently paying child support for. Tony, in all honestly, would you rather remain anon or can I use your face in the picture?
Not as good as the first one I had but: The most famous filmstar in battlebears History... Meet Old Macdonald! He was a film star in the 60's, but went crazy with fame. Nowadays he spraypaints himself gold, puts on his hat and continues his endless chase to catch the snowflake on the end of it. When he flies, he creates an area with no colour, dimensions or space around his legs. Very dangerous if you ask me. Sorry for the unoriginality. =/ I was going to put a firework in his hand instead of a gun, but I don't know how to.
I'm having a tough time properly pimpin' Dirty South Bear! He deserves a world of big booty hoes & endless suplies of sizzzurp, but creating that world with an iPhone & a finger is a little out of my tallent range Words of advice... Stay away from DSB's left side, cause his pimp hand is strong!!
