I WAS going to reprimand you and discuss the finer points of DOING WHAT I SAY BECAUSE I SAID IT but now that I see the construction of your post, I see the problem- Make sure to highlight the text you want to be in color ;D (and it's darkolivegreen, not just plain ol' olive ;D) WELCOME ABOARD and GOODLUCK. I think I might know, JimmySeventhreezerotwozerotwonine, when our game is coming out. I am happy to report that you will see it a fair bit SOONER than December 21st, 2012. Also, funny you guys would bring up that date as 12/21/2012 was the night I was planning to open that weird door in the cellar with all the squiggly writing on the trim, some Sanskrit around the center and a few drawings of shirtless men in funny hats all over it. The one that looks like global disaster and sounds like the end of the world might be behind it. I would open it sooner, but my schedule isn't open until then. I wonder what it is! So Excite. Also, WHOOOOAAAA DANG, everyone, we're so close to the actual WAR. Pretty soon, we will all be happily burning, pillaging and performing other destructive adjectives upon each other. We must all band together and strike down one another where we stand, in a very human way of course ;D Being that we're dealing with Bears here, we have to be careful not to upset the fine folks of PeTA. ANYWAY, if you're on the coming lists, GET YOUR SORRY HIDES BACK HERE IN NINE HOURS. If you're not on the list- WHAT'RE YOU DOING, DUMMY! Sign up for a side! GEEZ! whydidn'tyouthinkofthat? The Battle Bears minorpane aznriceboi13 evilhomer drelbs whosatm ZimbiePuppies CzarCastic eggzbacon xVietX iPro oldskooler81 Mudkipz223 BOARDUMB deiden26 Mondae spidey146 Hitch Kemaii QBC The Huggables Unreal-ity Negamaki Ouisch Will090 Cron Pyro Cheeszandspoon Khamous Kunning Sebasterbator pajo_ojap doodlejumper Will090 PRO-TIP: If you join the Huggables now and everyone on your team participates, you have a better chance of winning than if you join The Battle Bears D: WHAT ARE THE ODDS! That thing I just said- those are the odds.
Odds are if you join the Sluggables, you are a commie pinko Downy sucking CHEAPO BASTARD SELLING YOUR MISERABLE SOUL FOR AN EASY WIN!
OHSNAP! NO HE DINUHN! I hope ya'll got some ointment on hand for THAT BURN. I'm gonna need some skin donors so we will have enough grafts to treat all of these BURNS! YA'LL GONNA TAKE THAT?! SLUGGABLE?! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWITSONNAOW! 2 more hours til I come back here and lay down the Rules of Engagement ;D GOOD LUCK.
WHOADANG- It's 8pm GMT-4 so YOUKNOWWHATTHATMEANS If you were thinking that it means I would begin to describe in graphic detail the various ways to decimate, eviscerate, maul, mangle, pummel, pound, damage, maim, murderize, trounce and soundly TAKE TO SCHOOL your opponents, you are 11% correct. As I am a representative of a REAL company in the REAL world where REAL people go to prison for committing REAL crimes, we're gonna have to keep it PG (although a thorough trash talking is encouraged within TA's seemingly lenient terms of use of course ;D) HERE'S HOW THIS SHIZ GON GO DOWN. YA HERD?! You may begin warring on each other NOW (it will only increase your odds of winning ;D) however nothing officially goes into play for another four hours. You may pregame on each other in the meantime. To demonstrate your blind and ANGRY allegiance to your chosen side, you must simply do as follows- ____________________________________________________________ Starting at MIDNIGHT GMT-4 you must post IN BOLD and IN COLOR every post you make for the following 24 HOURS. If you're a Battle Bear, your musings will resemble this (Darkolivegreen). If you're a Huggable, your incessant, letter and word shaped glee will be of THIS flavor (Magenta). If anyone asks "WHUT TEH HEKK ARE U DUNN?" you may dispatch them in a manner of your choosing or you may explain to them (humanely) why you are being so awesome and why they are not. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT CONT'D: *Every time you use your new found internet powers to spam the forum, I will dunk a bag of kittens into the boiling pots in the kitchen of the Red Lobster. I will forfeit your name and address to the heatlh inspector and humane society and you will always be known as "That guy with the really sweet beard who tried to cook a bunch of kittens in lobster water after he got done greasing his abs with those great Cheesy Biscuits." Trust me, you don't want to be known for most of that. Also, in addition to all that, if I here tell of your SPAM prowess- DISQUALIFIED. HOW TO PLAY Now here's where it gets Communistic. * The side with the most dedicated soldiers will be entered into a drawing. * I will judge your performances by checking ONE RANDOM COMMENT of yours within the 24 hour window. The ONE comment you forget to format could be the one I see and you will thusly not count towards your team's total. However, you are still in the drawing should your team pull through. * Each person that I find that has a correctly formatted comment will add one point to their team's total score. INCREASE YOUR CHANCES There IS A WAY to distinguish yourself in battle. There is a way to persuade me to enter your name into the drawing TWICE if your side wins. That is to insert your appropriate insignia at the bottom of every comment you make in the next 24 hours. For the Battle Bears http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af20/SkyVu_Pictures/Smallinsignia.jpg For the Huggables http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af20/SkyVu_Pictures/Smallhugg.jpg If I catch you using the correct insignia at the bottom of your post, you will be entered TWICE (You will NOT, however, get 2 points for your team. We're all equal here and you're all only one point to me). The teams ARE: The Battle Bears minorpane aznriceboi13 evilhomer drelbs whosatm ZimbiePuppies CzarCastic eggzbacon xVietX iPro oldskooler81 Mudkipz223 BOARDUMB deiden26 Mondae spidey146 Hitch Kemaii QBC The Huggables Unreal-ity Negamaki Ouisch Will090 Cron Pyro Cheeszandspoon Khamous Kunning Sebasterbator pajo_ojap doodlejumper Will090 RittaM Keep it clean, aim below the belt to maximize humor and GET OUT THERE AND WIN! GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! :*:*:*:*:* Kisses, Lt. Action <3
SORT OF. You must post in your team colors ALL DAY in whatever topics you would happen to be discussing ANYWHERE on the boards. I will check ONE of each individual's posts and, if your formatting is correct-POINT. If not, NO POINT. So the Battle Bears could end up with 19 total points. If you include the insignia in your successful post AND your side wins, you will be in the drawing twice. Wrote the rules sorta way fast so if there are any more questions you have 3 hours and 40 minutes to ask me like a NORMAL PERSON ;D
Smart idea fir a contest very cool idea can't get pic how to. http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af20/SkyVu_Pictures/BBinsignia.jpg
So Wait... I'm suppose to post like this and include this in all of my posts? - Also About the Image, should i use it in ALL of my posts or just one? I don't want to make it seem Like I r Spamming.
