I couldn't find a better place for this but we SO EXCITED- I need to get this out and this is the best sub-forum I could find! OMG. ANYWAY, our press release is below- READ IT! DDDDDDD - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - PRESS RELEASE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SkyVu Pictures is happy to announce that the traction it has gained with its award winning BATTLE BEARS franchise and the unwavering support of its fans has, after long last, culminated into a movie deal with Disney partnering with Island and Def Jam Records to produce a full length BATTLE BEARS feature film. BATTLE BEARS fans have long known and followed the adventure of Oliver as he mows down hordes of pink Huggable bears in an attempt to secure Mystical Treasures hidden away in a mostly uncharted planet for a mysterious client in BATTLE BEARS: ZOMBIES (for the iPhone/Adroid Devices) and in the "Prequel" BATTLE BEARS -1 (iPhone/Android Devices). The familiar and beloved story, however, may look a little different to fans on the big screen. As part of the deal signed by SkyVu President Ben Vu and Island Records, Justin Bieber will be taking the stage, front and center, starring as every character seen on screen in the Battle Bears movie, now tentatively titled "Battle Biebers". Tentative Movie Logo "It was weird" said Ben Vu. "I showed up for the meeting at the [Island Records conference room] and there was this-this massive, gilded palanquin in the center of the table. Two men in suits came in and one forced me into a chair while the other held my head firmly, making sure I was facing the palanquin at all times- THEN- then the ceiling rolled, I'm not joking, it ROLLED back and fireworks and smoke machines went off all over the place. It took, like, 13 minutes for everything to clear out and when my eyes stopped burning and I could see again, Justin was just standing there, on top of the palanquin, staring at me... I have no idea how long he had been there..." According to Island Records CEO, who requested we not google his/her name to find out what it is, as part of Justin Bieber's contract, he will star in any movie he likes, at any time he likes and anywhere he likes regardless of the film's shooting schedule. "Justin is a very special boy and he deserves the world, it's in his contract" "We invited him out the studio to see what our IP was all about" continued Vu. "Justin said his Magic Pocket Talkie TV told him everything he needed to know... I think he meant his iPhone... anyway, he said he didn't like it, that he wanted to run things "his way".. I'm still not sure what he meant, but you should have seen his eyes... I'll never forget those crazy, dead eyes..." We caught up with Justin Bieber while he was Mercedes Benz fishing from his Super Helicopter (with industrial magnet attachment) above his triple-olympic sized pool. "I WANT IT TO BE LIKE [the] NUTTY [professor]!" he told us through a megaphone, barely audible over the thundering crash of water as he lifted a fourth Benz from the pool and haphazardly stacked it near the diving board. "LIKE HOW THAT OLD GUY WAS EVERYONE. THAT MOVIE WAS HILARIOUS. I'M HILARIOUS. I'M AMERICA. I WANT TO FANS TO KNOW THAT GOOD!" "BATTLE BIEBERS" is slated to hit theaters on "JB DAY: BIEBERS' RECKONING: THE POP-RAPTURE", a new global holiday that will be specified at a later date and could very well last indefinitely. A stipulation in Justin Biebers' contract makes attendance at the film mandatory for all humans.
Rebecca Black is on board to play her hit song "Space Friday" at the Space Concert that plays a pivotal roll in the Battle Biebers movie. It bears a striking, frame by frame resemblance to the following scene: Of course, as per the contract's stipulations, Rebecca Black will be unrecognizable beneath her Justin Bieber CG Face Replacement.
That was such a useless comment, it doesn't even count as one. Anyway, I hope to see more iOS movies in the future, this is great!
Bieber is MUCH more scary than the huggables! I don't think I'd be able to watch this one. Now, if was all-puppety and called "Battle Bears are GO!" then I'll be in the front row opening night!
