Good morning, afternoon and or evening you frothy mouthed jackals. People have been pestering us to make Battle Bears -1 FREE and, up until now, I've been treating said people like a dog that will chase an imaginary thrown tennis ball down a hallway. Whether I've run out of ways to ignore everyone in ways amusing to myself or if I've suddenly turned a new leaf and decided I like you guys cannot be said with any certainty. What CAN be said with certainty is this- "Ten of you will be lucky enough to receive PROMOCODES and if you're smart enough to extract one from the following image I would ASSUME that you possess the cognitive faculties to leave a rating and constructive review on iTunes. HINT." Also, while none of you can convince me that you're anything near civilized, anything like something I wouldn't mind putting in front of my parents at dinner, I would still like to think that we all have the common courtesy to post the promo code you've chosen so that people aren't stuck entering a second-hand code. Also, I would like to think that everyone realizes that you should post your code AFTER you redeem it. Also, This image maybe sorta kinda has something to do with our first content update. I mean, MAYBE it does.
NEVER make BB: -1 free... it's awesomeness will implode into a black hole and suck everything into it and then I'll have to divide by zero...
Awesome. I got the 10th one! It was the first one I tried. Will definitely leave a review real soon! I played BB:Z on my bro's phone the other day & bought it right away
I so enjoy your distribution method. I took the image which begins with "YE3" and made it mine. Enjoyed the first bears game. Now looking forward to trying out the prequel. Thank you. Oh - and you are quite right that I'm joy worth putting before your parents. But I appreciate the gift that I am unworthy of having.
Daaaaang, you guys, that was like wearing a meat suit to a starving dogs convention. I feel like I should have a closing speech.... a closing statement would've been nice, too...I uh... ... that'll do, pig. PEE ESS: If I become constipated with more promo codes you can bet your sweet caboose that I will pop-a-squat right in here and squeeze them out into your anxious hands <3
True story: Last time I heard "pop a squat" spoken was a few years ago, standing outside of Toys R Us at 3am in sub-zero weather in line to buy a Wii. Talking about needing to use the bathroom, a lady two people in front of me in line says, "Yeah, I'd pop a squat for a Wii." Good times.
