oh cool!!! i will write mine later tonight or tomorrow! im pretty good at this stuff. and just wanted to say that i just bought b boy beats, but i prob wont have time to play till later.
Ok here is mine: Astro Ranch, Astro Ranch You can grow weird plants Astro Ranch, Astro Ranch Don't forget to put on your pants Astro Ranch, Astro Ranch I will play this game all day! Astro Ranch, Astro Ranch My social life will wither away Astro Ranch, Astro Ranch What weird stuff will I see? Astro Ranch, Astro Ranch I won't even go to pee! ASTRO RANCH FTW!!!!!
in other words....it's not coming out for a while....=/ you guys are just giving stuff out left and right... how bout a new car next? =/
here is mine, short and sweet: im a little spicken so fug-ly all of the ranchers make fun of me i got five eyes and a little bitty beak i look so square and my wings are weak done! can we enter more than once? im sure i can come up with something better later today!
As I impatiently await an Astro Ranch release, I want to put tacks on Apple Review Team's seats. This game has been teased since 2009, The fact that it's unreleased can still make me whine. I'd like to plant crops and have crazy hair, Or meet strange little aliens without a care. I would pan for gold and fish from streams, Oh Apple Review Team, must you be so mean?! Maybe an Astro Ranch comic would help? Or screams from the tacks when the Apple Team yelps!
Poem Entry Astro Ranch really rocks, From Sheriff Uzzi to Mayor Flox Grow peculiar crops or complete a fun quest Whatever you do, Astro Ranch remains best. Raise Huffalos and Honks, a Woolo or a Spicken Don't forget to harvest, though, the clock is tickin'! Theres always some sort of work to be done But its not work at all, since it's hours of fun. A house and a ranch, both yours to keep A lighthouse, a cave, even rivers to leap Astro ranch is full of joy and delight With all four seasons, the day and the night With plenty to do, and plenty to see Go panning for gold or shake a tree Explore the world and look around Best app of 010? Astro Ranch is crowned.
Very cute entries! At least this will maybe make things a little less whine-tastic while we wait for the release. ;-)
You know guys, he's probably right. Hopefully not though. I'm not writing a poem about a video game to get a comic. I still have some dignity.
I love lymericks and rhymes. So I quickly penned a rather feeble lymerick to help get the competition going but I gotta say WOW! Everyone here is so creative and quick off the mark too. Good to see lots of humour too. I think Paul is going to be spoilt for choice.
I used to check this thread every half hour or so for new posts and such. I know not too now that it'll just be random poems and crap.
Sally and Max were sent into space To establish a horticultural base. But during their flight They sparked up a fight Which ended with their dismay Their spaceship was about to crash So they made a decision that was rash. One of them quickly made their escape, The other expected to be in poor shape After the ship ended up a pancake. The survivor escaped without a bruise With no one to tell the terrible news Until a strange being named Flox Popped out from behind some rocks To discover what fell from the sky. The being taught how to farm various crops And how to sell goods to some shops The survivors mission would succeed, How very lucky for them indeed! Now their mission is up to you, So farm until your face turns blue!
I'd wait to post a poem until it's sent to the email posted. Who knows what thieves are lurking around.
I don't think we have to email it to them....Do we? I thought that we all just posted them here and they'd pick the best one. They didn't give an email in the post where they announced it.
Astro Ranch Astro Ranch I want you to come out Come with me and you will see what I'm talkin about Growing crops in full 3d is lots of fun for me So get me a copy of Astro Ranch so I can just be me made a quick and nasty song out of it HERE
