Appstore Marketing 101 by Professor Natron

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  1. Harpgliss

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    Hi,

    Derochea72, you might wanna get going while the going is good.

    Just an idea.

    David
     
  2. Natron

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    Ahem,
    scrubs super (hope your not a grown man) fan, where is ALL of the posts that belong in the professors new thread? (Freeverses response to my post). You know, the one that took my relevent question and thoughts on the game and turned it into the clown fest that followed? I know they are a sponser on your site but are you that outright biased?? Yeah, silly of me to question the legitimate nature of your reviews. It's funny how easily I'm proven right by your scumbag actions. This is not a forum, it's a advertisment for the companies who make your 250.00 buck bottom line every month.

    And the marketing portion of my class was a small portion. If that's all you get out of tonight congrats your better off for it.


    To be continued.....
     
  3. Harpgliss

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    #43 Harpgliss, May 5, 2010
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    Hi,

    Better to let them think you are a dumb *** than to open your mouth and prove it.

    Geez.

    David
     
  4. iphoneprogrammer

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    #44 iphoneprogrammer, May 5, 2010
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    I have an easy time seeing you as the child who would stand back and instigate trouble between people just to see them get mad. Your quite the funny man Mr. Hodapp :)


    (I mean this in the most repsectful way possible, it was meant as a joke and not an insult)

    Natron you should probably take a nice nap and calm down before your head explodes from the swelling. The fact that you are getting so worked up about the release date of a video game is quite sad, I could understand if your wife's OBGYN got the date of your child's birth wrong, but this is a video game we're talking about. Honestly it's quite sad.
     
  5. Natron

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    Touch Arcade on CNN ! Wow.

    JK, no one give a crud about this website....

    Infact, doesn't the Touch Arcade sound like where your local neighborhood pedophiles and sickos go to stalk their prey? No I'm not talking about the reviewers or moderators Dad, come on be fair! (that boy was 19 they were caught with, not underage!) Imagine the FBI coming to your house and questioning you about the sites you've been on
    because you frequent the Touch Arcade? Nice website name genius who is ever so clever.
     
  6. Boardumb

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    You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about with this and are only making yourself look like more of an ass with each post.

    You should probably be taking everyone's advice and just quit while your "ahead".
     
  7. iphoneprogrammer

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    he cometh thine

    [​IMG]
     
  8. d1

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    Well first of all I'd like to say that its about time some idiot made a thread like this one, TA's been needing something entertaining.

    Now, on to business. Natron, by now I'm sure you realize that you're a douche; that or you're just so incredibly ignorant you can't tell the difference. Either way, what you've said throughout the thread says quite a bit about you, so in that aspect [particularly the post I'm replying to] well..You're pretty weird dude. Go sit in a corner and contemplate about how stuuuupid you sound.
     
  9. ImNoSuperMan

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  11. Natron

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    Oh, and be careful attackofthepwnd. Stating your opinion on a freeverse product will get you the badtoucharcade wrath of deletion and ridicule by it's keepers. (boys with Zack Braff fantasies). Real opinion will not be tolerated or read on this site about a sponser unless it's a circle jerk of approval. 3 out of 5 just won't cut it!
     
  12. The Bat Outta Hell

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    Holy shit do you ever read your posts over? That made zero sense.

    I suppose you think Apple are a bunch of pedophiles as well?

    My god, your logic is mindblowing.
     
  13. magihiro

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    Aww isn't that cute, the complainer comes back and insults everyone else.

    Attackofthepwnd, did you try resetting your iPhone after installation? I haven't crashed once, perhaps you just need to free up memory.
     
  14. magihiro

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    Isn't that cute, the complainer comes back to insult everyone else.

    Attackofthepwnd, did you try resetting your iPhone after install? I haven't crashed once, perhaps you just need to free up memory.
     
  15. The Bat Outta Hell

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    I've got a feeling Natron is an expert troll. Nobody, and I mean nooooooobody could be this stupid.
     
  16. wootbean

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    haha, "Natron"
    you're dumb! :D
     
  17. CDubby94

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    Natron on YouTube!

    JK nobody gives a crud about him.

    I mean who does he think he is? Natron what kind of a name is that? It's like he was only half listening in biology and misspelled neutron! No, I love biology and I swear I was listening dad! Imagine the FBI coming to your door and slitting your throat because your name was Natron. Also, I have the ability to type as fast as I think.

    In other news: Touch Arcade (aka child porn) gives it to Freeverse up the butt every night!
     
  18. Eli

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    Oh god, thanks for reminding me... it's my turn tonight. :(
     
  19. Natron

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    No stats in season mode?? Come on now, even RBI Baseball on my Nintendo kept season stats. Arcade style or not, thats weak sauce and hopefully is addressed in a future update. Whats the point of drudging thru a 165 game season without stats?? Being that Baseball is a game of stats, this absence just killed the game for me. MLB Power Pros though not as slick looking... here I come!
     
  20. Natron

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    Thank heaven for promo codes! If it wernt for them many users of this site wouldn't have a game on their device. All gone, 5 posts for 20 games, not a bad ratio freeloader nation!
     

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