The mud pits around our shoreline barely constitute beaches. Plus I'm underweight so if you've got any spare fatty foods... send 'em my way. Who am I kidding? You want all of it.
You forget the litter, beer cans strewn along the lucious browness of our beloved country...... As a side note doodle jump and me aren't a match, my highest score us 42,590.....so sad!
There are some nice beaches down in Cornwall. Too bad they are all crowded with obese tourists, some of which are American (=/= coincidence).
Americans are fat f*cks....at least a majority of them are, soon are country is going to sink, and while its sinking all the brits will be watching, while sipping tea and eating crumpets....
