iPad Another Spore promo code.

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  1. {klondike}

    {klondike} Well-Known Member

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    Rapture. It sucks.
    #1 {klondike}, Jan 11, 2009
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    Anybody want a Spore promo code? Well i have 2 so if you want one just post below and I'll pick the winners tomorrow. Good luck. Telling a joke will help your chances (dirty jokes are fine with me).

    CONTEST OVER!
    The winners have been contacted so if you didn't win then, well, that sucks I guess. Whenever I have another contest don't forget to enter!

    Knock knock?
    Who's there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Why are you crying? It was just a joke.

    ^^^ Gets me everytime. *tears up*
     
  2. Silver Orange

    Silver Orange Well-Known Member

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    Please give me the Spore promo code! I missed the one earlier and I really want one. I would really appreciated if you chose me! Thank You!
     
  3. {klondike}

    {klondike} Well-Known Member

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    Rapture. It sucks.
    You didn't tell a joke...
     
  4. wisegrape

    wisegrape Active Member

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    What do you do if an elephant swallows you?


    Run and jump around untill your pooped out.:D
     
  5. Silver Orange

    Silver Orange Well-Known Member

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    ah... sorry, can't really think of one right now...
     
  6. Owen

    Owen Well-Known Member

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    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

    The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
     
  7. NotYou

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    This is an old joke, but it's the only one I can think of right now that isn't dirty.

    Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

    A: "Elephino":confused:
     
  8. D.Sync

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    But it is a rock...

    Of course it's a rock! Don't you think I know a rock when I see a rock and know that it is a rock?!!
     
  9. Owen

    Owen Well-Known Member

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    This joke is a little better.




    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

    Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

    “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

    “And what do you deduce from that?”

    Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

    Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
    Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
    Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
    Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
    Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

    But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

    Holmes is silent for a moment.

    “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
     
  10. wisegrape

    wisegrape Active Member

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    That was my first joke when I was a kid and went Trick or Treating. It took me for a surprise when I went to the first house in a new city and was asked if I had a trick or joke. This was the first joke I could think of. My mom was kinda surprised when I told her we had to tell a joke to get candy and told her my joke. :)
     
  11. WellSpentYouth

    WellSpentYouth Well-Known Member

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    #11 WellSpentYouth, Jan 11, 2009
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    Hahaha

    On inaugeration day, Obama will be driving a brand new limousine made by GMC.

    The parade route is 5 miles long, so they will only have to stop for gas twice.

    Joke 2: The all new superman toilet paper!!! Soft, duralbe, manly, and it won't take crap from anyone.

    Thanks man!!!
     
  12. surf808

    surf808 New Member

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    EA games for the iphone! thats a joke! but i still want the code. lol. spore actualy looks fun
     
  13. touch

    touch Active Member

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    Ooh id like this code :)
    Here goes:
    A lion and a cheetah race to see whos faster. The cheetah wins. They go back to the village and the others ask "who won?" to the lion, he says "i did". They ask the question to the cheetah and he says " nah hes a liyon(lying). I did". They tell the lion who says " nah hes a cheatah".
     
  14. NotYou

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    I saw in the news that adult attention deficit disorder is on the rise, wanna ride my bike?
     
  15. NotYou

    NotYou Well-Known Member

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    Okay, last one. I can never tell this joke without laughing:

    -Knock, knock.
    -Who's there?
    -"I eat mop"
    -"I eat mop" who?
    -haha, you eat your poo!
     
  16. jarikata

    jarikata Well-Known Member

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    #16 jarikata, Jan 11, 2009
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    I got one SPORE promo code too which I can't use. I took part in that survey before and I didn't realize the codes can be used only in USA stores.... so I can't use it here where I am, so anyone interested send me a PM! The first one gets it

    EDIT: Code is given so I don't have it anymore.
     
  17. grumpytreto

    grumpytreto Well-Known Member

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    Shut the door take off your pants,
    Get on top of me & do what you
    need to do to satisfy your needs.

    Love Always,
    The Toilet
     
  18. Silver Orange

    Silver Orange Well-Known Member

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    I got one:
    A blond, a brunet and a redhead are stranded on an island with savages. The leader tells the three women," Go find 10 of a fruit in the forest, if you can stuff them all up your behind without flinching, we will let you live. The redhead comes back first with 10 apples. She is only on her third one when she flinches and she died and goes to heaven. The brunet comes back next with 10 blueberries. She is one her ninth one when she cracks up. In heaven the redhead asks the brunet," you were so close why did you laugh?" The brunet said," I saw the blond coming with pineapples."
     
  19. shyfidelity

    shyfidelity Member

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    Please don't give the code to me. Please give it to one of these other nice people in this thread. Thank you.
     
  20. Lunchbox

    Lunchbox Well-Known Member

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    whats the difference between 100 dead bodies and a ford mustang?

    i dont have a ford mustang in my garage ;)
     

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