He really needs to expect the fact that he's painfully unfunny. We here at TA must be a creative bunch if we can turn such a mundane topic into 5 pages of wise-cracks.
alrite I shut down the computer and am filling my bathtub with water right now, I'll submerge it when it's full. I've gone out and bought a couple bags of rice too As an extra precaution I've also made sure to completely cover the vents on my other computer with several layers of saran wrap to make sure no arachnids are allowed entry.
Ok before you do that, here's how you really get rid of the spider. You buy a very small robot, and train it in the ancient art of sword fighting. You release the robot into the computer and allow it to challenge the spider to a duel. Hope your robot wins.
How small does the robot have to be? Which form of sword fighting does it need to learn? Where do I insert the robot? How do I control it? If the robot defeats the spider, how would I get it out?
I'm 95% sure that a cat is unable to fit into a computer, as research shows that 99% of cats are unable to fit into computers.
You do realize I wasn't being serious right? As small as the spider, fencing at least, insert it in the same spot the spider went in, give it artificial intelligence, it will come back on it's own?
Screw all the other idea's, just give off some of your own methane gas into the computer and the spider will choke itself to death.
