Another spider problem

While you are at it, wrap the computer in metal wire, stick a fork in a electrical socket, connect the two, and watch the light show.

 

Yes, it is. But, in all seriousness, I would try the compressed air as others have said. Best of luck.

 

I'm going to take a wild guess:

You're either from New York, or California, right?

 

Water is better.

 

Yep...your computer will be dead...but the spider will be dead..in that case we'll just throw it into a fire..spiders hate fire

 

Not saying that you do, but eating over keyboards will attract any bug to live just under your fingertips.
Always a good idea to use compressed air (as mentioned) frequently if so.

 

Yes, but the spider will be protected from the fire by the water, so it won't die.

 

I love how logical the thinking is in this thread.

 

Of course!! Your logic is perfect..and the fire will protect the computer from the water so it won't die!!! It cant fail!!!

 

I know how you feel...

 

Confess love to it with Kinky music playing in the background.. It will practically jump up your nose and lay eggs in your eye sockets.

Problem solved.

 

That's why I hate spiders. they scare the pooh at of me.

 

+1 on the water idea and no it wont hurt your computer if it is done right.

First: unplug your computer.
Second: submerge your computer in the tub of water for about an hour or two.
Third: allow the excess water to drain out and then submerge your computer in a giant bowl of rice for about a month.

Done! If the spider problem persists after that you may have water breathing rice eating spider (deadly combination in this situation). In that case we will need to use flame to kill it. Do you have any kerosene?

 

I'm pretty sure this is the best suggestion yet. Except I would suggest submerging in a vat of sulfuric acid instead.

Make sure to wear gloves. Really thick ones.

 

Chances are it's already dead or has escaped without you seeing it.

 

Expect that someone will make a game out of this at some point...

 

Now the brains of the thread come out! I likes! I likes!

As long as this is not an Alien bred spider. They already have acid for blood.

(can you imagine a tiny alien bursting out of the chest of a spider? I'd pay to see that!)

 

lame joke removed

 

If your trying to be funny, please stop. Because no one here is laughing expect for you.