It's bad enough that (mostly) southerners derived some sort of mirth out of affixing pendulous genitalia to the backs of their trucks, though to their credit they left no doubt that the person you were following was a hardcore redneck. But if truck nuts weren't sign-of-the-apocalypse enough for you, then let me prove to you that one sign of the apocalypse comes in the form of a ballsack: Phoneballs. Yup. Now you can take your trucknuts with you anywhere. The first main feature of Phoneballs? Surely this must be the tail end of the Internet.
Blueballs and Peachfuzz. I'd be ashamed to use one of these in public. Hell, I feel dirty just looking at 'em.
I want a case with boobies on the back, they would provide extra protection when dropped and would feel comfortable in my hand.
Further south -- much further. I'm a southerner (in Canada) and we don't cotton to no truck testicles up in here, no sir. That's a hangin' offense.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree Sexual Harassment Panda! Who explains sexual harassment to you and me Sexual Harassment Panda! Don't say that don't touch there Don't be nasty says the silly bear He's come to tell you what's right and wrong Sexual Harassment Panda!
Coincidentally, I live in Vancouver and I recently saw one of these trucks. First one I've seen in my (short) life.
Vancouver's a little bit of everything though, so odds are you'll probably find one or two there once in a while. I hope I don't see any of these (phoneballs) here though. Their existence alone is enough to speak to humanity's impending doom. I just don't want to see it on this side of the border sooner than I have to.
