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i will be buying this game straight away had it on the psp loved it. what day will it be released any idea ?
Feel free to post your zombie fact entries here too, let's keep the AoZ love flowing from whence it came
"All guts, no glory!" "Zombies have 50% less brainpower than plants!" "On vacations, Zombies typically like to indulge more intestines than brains. It's a long-running tradition."
"The Zombie's greatest enemy is the dreaded shotgun. The smell of hot steel or sound of a pump action sends zombies scrambling... toward you, to have their mushy pudding heads blown off and their flesh peppered with lead. Stupid zombies..." "While most men love women for their body's, zombies love them only for their brains... Mmmmmm... Brains..." "Their was a huge stir last week, after a crowd of zombies mistakenly mauled a man named Brian. After expressly apologizing, they continued to feast on his innards."
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LOL so great! "A zombie storms into a bar, yells at the bartender, "Give me a beer!" takes a swig, then shouts, "All humans are A-holes!" A zombie at the other end replies, "Hey, take that back!" The angry zombie snarls, "Why are you a human?!" The other zombie sulks into his beer and sadly responds, "No . . . I'm an A-hole."
Zombies are slow, but only because they haven’t had their coffee fix yet. Be very afraid of the zombie on caffeine. Zombification is a surprisingly complicated procedure. Contrary to popular belief, getting bitten by a zombie does not turn you into a zombie. But drinking a concoction mixed from Justin Beiber tears, 4 leaf clovers, and red bull will. Ancient Zombie prophecy speaks of a savior that will free the zombies from apartheid, racism and terrible living conditions. It is prophesized that this savior will appear majestically, riding on a unicorn on the day that zombie tears run dry. Upon further research, Scientists have discovered that zombies are much sneakier than previously thought. In fact, zombies have been blending into our society for centuries. They’ve entrenched themselves in our lives as co-workers, facebook friends, and communists. Zombies are so pervasive in today’s society that even someone you least expect could be a zombie. Zombie Dating Tip #324: The suave and saavy zombie always makes sure that his arm is still attached before trying to hold hands. Zombie Party Tip #12: Stay away from flaming party drinks i.e. B52. For some unexplained reason, you are highly flammable. Zombie Social Tip #26: Never wrap leftover brains from dinner in a napkin and put it in your pocket. It makes you look cheap. Zombies love to congregate together at shopping malls… and who doesn’t? Look at the bargain shopping and the variety! Zombies generally communicate through guttural moans, but only because they are embarrassed to call each other by name. To honor the first zombie King, Fluffypants Tinkleberry I, every zombie since has been named under strict naming protocols(involving lists of sanctioned combination words). The current zombie king is named Honeypickle Sugarbum the III.
Scientific research shows that 78% of zombies are actually Christians, as they love the idea of their messiah being someone who has also been brought back from the dead. The other 22% are just to occupied with eating brains to put any thought into religion. Zombies only eat brains exclusively because it is the softest and tastiest flesh in the human body. There is only one other body part that is comparably soft, and most zombies just wont go there. It is undecided whether zombies are made through infection or evil spirits resurrecting the dead, but I think thats only due to copyright infringement on George Romero
Zombies have limited vision and hearing. They see the world in pink and rainbow color. They hear only bubblegum pop and crunk. Scientists theorize that this is why zombies are grouchy all the time. Zombies are as scared of you as you are of them. Zombies are valuable members of society. They have achieved great things. You may know of some of their works. Thriller, The Matrix, The Wrestler, Dream on... the list goes on. Did you know? In Zombie culture, brain eating is actually the equivalent of a friendly hug. It is unfortunate that our xenophobic society chooses to fear rather than to understand. Zombies are actually very sweet creatures with all the fierceness of a kitten. The more you know. Did you know? Last year 4,357 people died due to refrigerator-related accidents. Only 250 people died from zombie-related accidents. The more you know. Did you know? 7 in 10 zombies have low self-esteem and 9 in 10 have eating disorders. The more you know.
