We'd take the Necronomicon to the local graveyard...and raise the dead!!! After passing out much-needed atomic zombie wedgies, we'd set them on fire and drive down to Tijuana!
I'd wine him and dine him at the very highclass, fine cuisine restaurant, McDonald's. I wouldn't even mind if he went large, because he's gone large in my heart. We would talk about our futures, hopes, dreams, and belt out exaggerated hormonal laughs. Then while the crisco oil and trans fat was still pumping through our veins, we would skip the movie to park in an elementary school lot and make out in my Toyota 4Runner till the sun came up, no homo.
Plans with Barry: Figure out the average age of zombies. Go for the 4K meter monster dash. Relax by slicing fruit with the Fruit Ninja. Sure was tough reducing it down to 25 words or less(still barely made it )
Barry and I would get on our bikes and make our way across the world, sorting things out. All the problems solved in one day. Edit: (25 words!? Crap.) We'd zip to Canada and sort out those radical Quebecois separatists. We'd blow down to Mexico next and sort out those pirates. Next we'd jump sharks to Rio and sort out the drug lords in the favelas. After that we'd ferry to Europe and get things sorted with Barry's ancestral lands which were annexed by the...hmm...Steakfries...is that Italian? I guess he descends from one of those Teutonic tribes that the Romans worked over? Okay, too late to get revenge on the Roman Empire I suppose. This goes on the "to do" list though, once we work out time travel. At this point we'd take a break to broker peace in the Middle East. North Korea, you know you're next because we're antsy for blood after all this restraint. There are bound to be some voodoo zombies somewhere in Africa that need sorting out. This would all be a warmup though, for the final act: Mr. Steakfries goes to Washington! Tons of sorting out to do there. I'm wondering if there'll be time to hit a steakhouse on the way home.
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